LH: Wanyin? Where are you going? Come back. JC: I need to leave...
Pink_Blossoms (Liebing on AO3)@0Pink_Blossoms0
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May 18, 2026
~3 min read
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LH: Wanyin? Where are you going?
Come back.
JC: I need to leave before you Uncle gets up.
LH: No. Stay.
JC: You know he can’t find out about us. I’ll see you later.
LH: Now.
JC: Be good or I’ll not climb your drainpipe tonight.
LH: Wanyin…so forward!
JC: You know what I meant!
Come back.
JC: I need to leave before you Uncle gets up.
LH: No. Stay.
JC: You know he can’t find out about us. I’ll see you later.
LH: Now.
JC: Be good or I’ll not climb your drainpipe tonight.
LH: Wanyin…so forward!
JC: You know what I meant!
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Wangxian and xicheng thread fic based on the prompt below:
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Meanwhile across the hall…
LZ: Wei Ying it is nearly five.
WY: I’m awake. I hope you appreciate me doing this for you Lan Zhan! I never get up this early at home!
LZ: You do not need to get up. Let Uncle see you. I do not mind.
WY: This bad boy look is very attractive on you.
LZ: Wei Ying it is nearly five.
WY: I’m awake. I hope you appreciate me doing this for you Lan Zhan! I never get up this early at home!
LZ: You do not need to get up. Let Uncle see you. I do not mind.
WY: This bad boy look is very attractive on you.
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LZ: Then stay.
WY: No. You know your Uncle would not approve.
LZ: Don’t care.
WY: The pouty look is also hella attractive babe, but I have to go. Goodbye! Parting is such sweet sorrow!
LZ: Wouldn’t have to be sweet sorrow if you didn’t go.
WY: No. You know your Uncle would not approve.
LZ: Don’t care.
WY: The pouty look is also hella attractive babe, but I have to go. Goodbye! Parting is such sweet sorrow!
LZ: Wouldn’t have to be sweet sorrow if you didn’t go.
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In the hallway…
WY: Jiang Cheng is that you?
JC: Wei Ying? What are you doing here?
WY: Errrr….I was cleaning the windows!
JC: Inside the house?
WY: Errr Yes! I’m very thorough!
WY: Jiang Cheng is that you?
JC: Wei Ying? What are you doing here?
WY: Errrr….I was cleaning the windows!
JC: Inside the house?
WY: Errr Yes! I’m very thorough!
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JC: You are sleeping with Lan Zhan!
WY: Shhhh! You want to wake up Lan Qiren! And yes I am! Are you sleeping with Lan Huan?
JC: No, I’m here checking the drains.
WY: Inside the house?
JC: I’m very thorough too!
WY: You’re a lawyer! You know nothing about drains!
WY: Shhhh! You want to wake up Lan Qiren! And yes I am! Are you sleeping with Lan Huan?
JC: No, I’m here checking the drains.
WY: Inside the house?
JC: I’m very thorough too!
WY: You’re a lawyer! You know nothing about drains!
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JC: You’re a technician! What do you know about window washing?
WY: Okay…this is stupid. We both know why we’re here. Let’s just get out of here as quickly and as quietly as we can!
JC: Fine. I just need my shoes.
WY: Oh, I just need my underwear.
JC: HOW DO YOU FORGET THAT?!
WY: Okay…this is stupid. We both know why we’re here. Let’s just get out of here as quickly and as quietly as we can!
JC: Fine. I just need my shoes.
WY: Oh, I just need my underwear.
JC: HOW DO YOU FORGET THAT?!
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LQR: Why are there so many Jiang men shouting in my hallway?
WY: Window washing!
JC: Checking drains!
LQR: Do you honestly think I don’t know what is going on here? I had to buy noise cancelling headphones two weeks ago. Please go back to bed. I want to lie in today.
WY: Window washing!
JC: Checking drains!
LQR: Do you honestly think I don’t know what is going on here? I had to buy noise cancelling headphones two weeks ago. Please go back to bed. I want to lie in today.
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WY: You know?
JC: You don’t mind?
LQR: You are both from a good family, have good jobs, and have proven you care enough about my nephews to climb drainpipes and pick locks. That’s enough for me. Now please shut up.
WY: Yes Sir!
LQR: That is not shutting up!
WY/JC: …
LQR: Better
JC: You don’t mind?
LQR: You are both from a good family, have good jobs, and have proven you care enough about my nephews to climb drainpipes and pick locks. That’s enough for me. Now please shut up.
WY: Yes Sir!
LQR: That is not shutting up!
WY/JC: …
LQR: Better
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WY: Lan Zhan! Your Uncle knows about us and he is okay with it but he seems a bit mad about the noise cancelling headphones he had to buy, so maybe we should look into getting our own place and oh there’s my underwear! How did it get on the ceiling?
LZ: Come back to bed, love.
LZ: Come back to bed, love.
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JC: Your Uncle knows about us and your brother is doing my idiot brother.
LH: Yes I’m aware. They are rather noisy in the night.
JC: I thought that was wolves!
LH: Disturbingly, no.
JC: We have to get our own place.
LH: Noted. Come back to bed.
LH: Yes I’m aware. They are rather noisy in the night.
JC: I thought that was wolves!
LH: Disturbingly, no.
JC: We have to get our own place.
LH: Noted. Come back to bed.
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JC: If we have to reimburse your Uncle for his headphones I think our noisy brothers should have to pay the bigger half!
LH: I have no idea what you are talking about…but yes dear.
LH: I have no idea what you are talking about…but yes dear.
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This one is for @eyesen_an I hope you enjoy!!
