Su She: Wei Ying you need to talk to Lan Zhan. Wei Ying: Why is he...

Wei Ying: Why is he looking for me? Am I in trouble?
Su She: Why would you be in trouble, idiot. You’re his favourite employee.
Wei Ying: I am?
Su She: You need to tell him that you don’t return his feelings.
Wei Ying: His feelings?
Wei Ying: You think Lan Zhan has been making advances and that I’ve been rejecting him?
Su She: You can’t be this stupid.
Wei Ying: Apparently…I can.
Wei Ying: So?
Su She: He asked for your mobile number and he gave you his.
Wei Ying: Wasn’t that like an emergency contact thing?
Su She: You’re the only person other than his brother who has his personal number!
Wei Ying: Oh.
Wei Ying: No.
Su She: For goodness sake…I want you to tell him you aren’t interested in him!
Break his heart and then the rest of us might have a shot with him.
Wei Ying: You like him?
Su She: Everyone but you wants him!
Wei Ying: Okay. I understand what I need to do now.
Su She: Do it now! I’ll listen outside his office.
Lan Zhan: Of course. Come in.
Wei Ying: Lan Zhan this is a little awkward but…do you like me? As in more than a friend like?
Lan Zhan: I do.
Wei Ying: Then I need to tell you that…that…
Su She: *whispering* Do it!
Wei Ying: I like you too.
Wei Ying: I’ve liked you for such a long time.
Su She: What?
Wei Ying: I just didn’t know it until this morning when a…well wisher helped me realise the truth.
Su She: WHAT.
Wei Ying: Could we maybe go on a date?
Lan Zhan: I would like that.
Wei Ying: Great!
Lan Zhan: Mn.
Wei Ying: Goodbye Lan Zhan!
Su She: What the hell was that?
Wei Ying: I’m sorry Su She, but you understand right? You said yourself everyone wants him and I’m not wasting my shot! Thank you for opening my eyes!
Wei Ying: Maybe I would feel bad about all this if I didn’t know you’ve been selling company secrets to the opposition for years.
Su She: You…you…
Wei Ying: No! No, Su She just realised that he might be better suited to working in a different field, he is sort of out of his league in this one.
Lan Zhan: I see.
Lan Zhan: I do not think that is necessary, my love.
Wei Ying: Yeah you’re right. Better I take the high road.
Lan Zhan: I agree.
Lan Zhan: Mn. Wei Ying asked.
Wei Ying: I’m so excited! What should we do?
Lan Zhan: Whatever you wish.
Wei Ying: And suddenly all my mind can think of is horizontal activities. What have you done to my innocent brain Lan Zhan?
Wei Ying: Will you corrupt me again around 7?
Lan Zhan: Absolutely. I have a new technique.
Wei Ying: A new technique? Lan Zhan! You’ve corrupted me in every way I can think of!
Lan Zhan: Mn. Think harder.
Wei Ying: LAN ZHAN!