Biker Wei Ying and Librarian Lan Zhan. JC: You want to seduce the...
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Sep 30, 2026
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Biker Wei Ying and Librarian Lan Zhan.
JC: You want to seduce the librarian?
WY: Yes. Look at him with his sexy little glasses and his unimpressed glare. He’s so hot. He wants me, he just doesn’t know it yet.
JC: I don’t know why I’m asking this but what are you going to do?
JC: You want to seduce the librarian?
WY: Yes. Look at him with his sexy little glasses and his unimpressed glare. He’s so hot. He wants me, he just doesn’t know it yet.
JC: I don’t know why I’m asking this but what are you going to do?
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WY: I’m gonna walk in there, take my helmet off, give him a mega watt smile and pull down the zip on my leathers just a little bit…that should work.
JC: I can’t wait to see this fail.
WY: You’ll eat your words when you’re dancing at our wedding!
JC: I can’t wait to see this fail.
WY: You’ll eat your words when you’re dancing at our wedding!
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Wei Ying enters the library…
WY: Good Morning! Woah! It’s hot out there. I would take these leathers off but I don’t have anything underneath.
LZ: That is unhygienic.
JC: Pfffft.
WY: Anyway…do you have any books on motorbike maintenance? Coz I ride. Thats my bike out there.
WY: Good Morning! Woah! It’s hot out there. I would take these leathers off but I don’t have anything underneath.
LZ: That is unhygienic.
JC: Pfffft.
WY: Anyway…do you have any books on motorbike maintenance? Coz I ride. Thats my bike out there.
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LZ: It is forecast rain. You will get wet.
WY: Are you concerned for my wellbeing? Thats sweet. Don’t worry I have a strong constitution.
JC: Pffffft. You once fell over because of a little gust of wind.
WY: It knocked me off balance! Shut up! Anyway where were we?
WY: Are you concerned for my wellbeing? Thats sweet. Don’t worry I have a strong constitution.
JC: Pffffft. You once fell over because of a little gust of wind.
WY: It knocked me off balance! Shut up! Anyway where were we?
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LZ: Bike maintenance. Aisle Seven.
WY: Which one is Aisle seven?
LZ: The one with the big seven on it.
WY: Numbers are not my strong point, could you show me?
JC: I’ll show you.
WY: Don’t you have some books of your own to look for? Over in the toddler section?
WY: Which one is Aisle seven?
LZ: The one with the big seven on it.
WY: Numbers are not my strong point, could you show me?
JC: I’ll show you.
WY: Don’t you have some books of your own to look for? Over in the toddler section?
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LZ: I will show you.
WY: My hero! Thank you!
JC: I’ll meet you outside.
WY: Bye! Get ready to eat your words!
LZ: Here is Aisle seven.
WY: Thank you so much. Oh wow! Look at all these heavy books. You must be strong to carry these around all day.
WY: My hero! Thank you!
JC: I’ll meet you outside.
WY: Bye! Get ready to eat your words!
LZ: Here is Aisle seven.
WY: Thank you so much. Oh wow! Look at all these heavy books. You must be strong to carry these around all day.
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LZ: I am not required to carry them around all day.
WY: Ha ha ha ha! You’re so funny!
LZ: I am?
WY: You are. So anyways…I was wondering if maybe you would…
LZ: I must go there is another customer.
WY: Wait! Don’t go! Darn it. Missed my chance!
WY: Ha ha ha ha! You’re so funny!
LZ: I am?
WY: You are. So anyways…I was wondering if maybe you would…
LZ: I must go there is another customer.
WY: Wait! Don’t go! Darn it. Missed my chance!
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JC: How did it go?
WY: He had to help another customer. I blew it.
JC: Is this really that important to you?
WY: I just have a feeling about him. When I watch him work it makes me smile, I want to make him smile too.
JC: Try again tomorrow.
WY: Maybe.
JC: Do it. You never know.
WY: He had to help another customer. I blew it.
JC: Is this really that important to you?
WY: I just have a feeling about him. When I watch him work it makes me smile, I want to make him smile too.
JC: Try again tomorrow.
WY: Maybe.
JC: Do it. You never know.
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Wei Ying leaves and Jiang Cheng waits until he is out of sight before entering the library….
JC: Hi so you don’t know me.
LZ: You are the bikers friend.
JC: I am. Look this is about the biker, Wei Ying. His name is Wei Ying. He really likes and he wants to ask you out.
JC: Hi so you don’t know me.
LZ: You are the bikers friend.
JC: I am. Look this is about the biker, Wei Ying. His name is Wei Ying. He really likes and he wants to ask you out.
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LZ: He likes me? No one likes me.
JC: Yeah well Wei Ying is different. Always has been. When he comes in tomorrow and asks you out, could you say yes? Worse thing that can happen is you get a free meal.
LZ: Okay.
JC: Really?
LZ: I never lie.
JC: Great. I’ll see you tomorrow.
JC: Yeah well Wei Ying is different. Always has been. When he comes in tomorrow and asks you out, could you say yes? Worse thing that can happen is you get a free meal.
LZ: Okay.
JC: Really?
LZ: I never lie.
JC: Great. I’ll see you tomorrow.
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The next day…
JC: Aren’t you going to ask him out again?
WY: What’s the point? I’ll just strike out again.
JC: Yeah that’s probably true. You do suck at flirting.
WY: I am the King of flirting! You watch me! I’m going in!
JC: Aren’t you going to ask him out again?
WY: What’s the point? I’ll just strike out again.
JC: Yeah that’s probably true. You do suck at flirting.
WY: I am the King of flirting! You watch me! I’m going in!
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Wei Ying goes into the library…
LZ: Good morning, can I assist you?
WY: Erm…I want…I mean…I want a date. With you. Tonight. And I’m Wei Ying by the way.
LZ: Very well. I finish at 8pm. You may pick me up as long as you have an additional helmet. And I’m Lan Zhan by the way.
LZ: Good morning, can I assist you?
WY: Erm…I want…I mean…I want a date. With you. Tonight. And I’m Wei Ying by the way.
LZ: Very well. I finish at 8pm. You may pick me up as long as you have an additional helmet. And I’m Lan Zhan by the way.
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WY: Really?
LZ: Really.
WY: I’ll see you at 8! I won’t be late! I don’t know why I’m rhyming, in perfect timing!
LZ: I will see you then, Wei Ying.
Outside the library….
WY: You see that? My charm is sooo smooth he could not resist me!
JC: Yes. Charm. That’s what that was.
LZ: Really.
WY: I’ll see you at 8! I won’t be late! I don’t know why I’m rhyming, in perfect timing!
LZ: I will see you then, Wei Ying.
Outside the library….
WY: You see that? My charm is sooo smooth he could not resist me!
JC: Yes. Charm. That’s what that was.
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WY: I can’t believe it! Our first date! The first of many! I have to go home and get my spare helmet and decide what to wear and pick out a restaurant and call Huaisang and gloat!
JC: Get lost then. I’ve got more important things to be getting on with.
WY: Goodbye Jiang Cheng!
JC: Get lost then. I’ve got more important things to be getting on with.
WY: Goodbye Jiang Cheng!
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JC rolls his eyes and gets onto his own bike…
JC: He is such a dork, but I hope his date goes well. RIP my notifications if he gets himself a boyfriend though.
*Text From Wei Ying: SHOULD I SHAVE MY BALLS?*
JC: Sigh….and so it begins…
The End! 🏍️📚
JC: He is such a dork, but I hope his date goes well. RIP my notifications if he gets himself a boyfriend though.
*Text From Wei Ying: SHOULD I SHAVE MY BALLS?*
JC: Sigh….and so it begins…
The End! 🏍️📚