Shiro is two drinks deep, bored out of his mind as his date? (Who...
Vel @ Miquella Defender@blackpalaladin
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Nov 02, 2025
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Shiro is two drinks deep, bored out of his mind as his date? (Who has a date at a club?) Drones on and on about something that was just as boring on the first date as it is on the third-when he hears an incredulously drunk:
'Whoa you have -like- the biggest tits I've ever seen.'
'Whoa you have -like- the biggest tits I've ever seen.'
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Shiro sips at his third drink, thinking for a second that someone must be talking about a woman somewhere near him.
His date frownsat the interruption and glances to the left.
Shiro follows his gaze to - whoa. Oh wow.
His date frownsat the interruption and glances to the left.
Shiro follows his gaze to - whoa. Oh wow.
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The speaker is tiny. Barely reaching Shiro’s shoulders.
His dark hair held back by a bedazzled band, neon purple crop top with 'birthday baby' in bubble letters, wearing the tightest pants Shiro’s ever seen.
Shiro feels the drink dribble out of his mouth and onto his shirt.
His dark hair held back by a bedazzled band, neon purple crop top with 'birthday baby' in bubble letters, wearing the tightest pants Shiro’s ever seen.
Shiro feels the drink dribble out of his mouth and onto his shirt.
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Shiro sputters and wipes at his mouth, 'Um.'
The cute guy in the crop top doesn't seem to care that Shiro spit cranberry mixer all down the front of his white shirt.
His eyes are - yep. Focused on Shiro’s chest.
'Hello?' Shiro asks.
The cute guy in the crop top doesn't seem to care that Shiro spit cranberry mixer all down the front of his white shirt.
His eyes are - yep. Focused on Shiro’s chest.
'Hello?' Shiro asks.
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Violet eyes lined in dark, dense liner flick up to meet his, 'Hi. It's my birthday. Can I - touch?'
Shiro feels his eyebrows go wide, 'Touch - me?'
'What the hell?' His date hisses.
The guy smiles and it's - whoa.
Shiro feels his eyebrows go wide, 'Touch - me?'
'What the hell?' His date hisses.
The guy smiles and it's - whoa.
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'Just a squeeze.' He mimes the action with the hand not holding half a 'walk me home'. His nails are each a different color of the rainbow.
Shiro places a hand over the stained section of his left pec, 'My chest?'
Shiro places a hand over the stained section of his left pec, 'My chest?'
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The guys beams up at him, 'Yeah. I mean - what I really want to do is put my di-.' A perfectly manicured hand slaps over his mouth.
'Aaaand that's the end of that.' A woman with blonde pigtails emerges from behind him, 'Whew. I left you alone for one whole minute.'
'Aaaand that's the end of that.' A woman with blonde pigtails emerges from behind him, 'Whew. I left you alone for one whole minute.'
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It doesn't take a genius to figure out what he was going to say next.
And as the hand is removed and the guy pouts at his friends interruption-
All Shiro can think about is the guy doing exactly that while wearing that crop top and leaving nail marks around Shiro’s nipples.
And as the hand is removed and the guy pouts at his friends interruption-
All Shiro can think about is the guy doing exactly that while wearing that crop top and leaving nail marks around Shiro’s nipples.
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His date backhands his shoulder, 'Stop staring at him.'
The cutie slaps his friends hand away with a clumsy wave, 'I asked first!'
'You are sooo drunk.' Romelle laughs, 'Sorry about that. He loves the big bongos.' She taps her own voluptuous boobs.
The cutie slaps his friends hand away with a clumsy wave, 'I asked first!'
'You are sooo drunk.' Romelle laughs, 'Sorry about that. He loves the big bongos.' She taps her own voluptuous boobs.
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The cutie frowns, 'I don't want yours. Yours are boring. I want his.' He waves to Shiro’s chest.
'I don't mind.' Shiro grins, 'Anything for the birthday boy. Have you been good?'
'I mind.' His date growls.
'So good.' The cutie swoons.
'I don't mind.' Shiro grins, 'Anything for the birthday boy. Have you been good?'
'I mind.' His date growls.
'So good.' The cutie swoons.
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'I'm Shiro.'
'Keith.' The cutie tilts his head, 'Is this your boyfriend?'
'No.' 'Yes.'
Shiro blinks, 'No.'
'We've been on 3 dates!' His date hisses.
'Keith.' The cutie tilts his head, 'Is this your boyfriend?'
'No.' 'Yes.'
Shiro blinks, 'No.'
'We've been on 3 dates!' His date hisses.
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'Yikes.' The blonde winces, 'Maybe we should leave these two lovebirds alone.' She tugs at Keith’s hand.
Keith gives a very drunk, very sad look at Shiro’s pecs.
'Wait.' Shiro says, 'It's his birthday. And no one else is giving them any attention.'
Keith gives a very drunk, very sad look at Shiro’s pecs.
'Wait.' Shiro says, 'It's his birthday. And no one else is giving them any attention.'
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'Absolutely not.' His date puts out a hand.
Shiro stares at it, 'In what world is that your decision?'
'Meow.' Keith says.
Shiro sets his cup on the table top, 'Go for it, kitten.'
Shiro stares at it, 'In what world is that your decision?'
'Meow.' Keith says.
Shiro sets his cup on the table top, 'Go for it, kitten.'
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Keith smiles, lifts a hand with all the confidence a drunk man can possess, and placed his palm over Shiro’s pec.
His hand is tiny. And barely covers the fill circumference. A heady bolt of lust at the imagining of how small that hand would look around his cock makes Shiro hard.
His hand is tiny. And barely covers the fill circumference. A heady bolt of lust at the imagining of how small that hand would look around his cock makes Shiro hard.
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Keith bites his bottom lip, thumb curving around the edge as his fingertips spread and squeeze.
'Oh good lord.' The blonde says faintly.
'I have two.' Shiro murmurs.
Keith’s eyes lift, dark and lovely under his think lashes.
'Oh good lord.' The blonde says faintly.
'I have two.' Shiro murmurs.
Keith’s eyes lift, dark and lovely under his think lashes.
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The ice in Keith’s drink slushes around as he holds the cup out to his friend. Who takes it immediately.
Keith’s other hand presses to Shiro’s other pec and he lets out a low, breathy little sigh.
Shiro wonders if he makes that same sound when he sinks onto a cock.
Keith’s other hand presses to Shiro’s other pec and he lets out a low, breathy little sigh.
Shiro wonders if he makes that same sound when he sinks onto a cock.
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'This is borderline porn.' Someone whispers.
'Ten bucks says the big guy takes the small one home and cracks him like a glowstick.'
'I'll take that bet.' Shiro says.
Keith snorts, 'Buy me dinner first.'
'Hey this is second base.' Shiro grins, 'We skipped dinner.'
'Ten bucks says the big guy takes the small one home and cracks him like a glowstick.'
'I'll take that bet.' Shiro says.
Keith snorts, 'Buy me dinner first.'
'Hey this is second base.' Shiro grins, 'We skipped dinner.'
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'By a hundred miles.' The blonde pipes in, 'I can't wait to tell Lance.'
'Who are you people?' Shiro's date hisses.
'They made me come out for my birthday.' Keith pets dreamily at Shiro's nipples, 'Shame I can't put my mouth on them.'
'Who are you people?' Shiro's date hisses.
'They made me come out for my birthday.' Keith pets dreamily at Shiro's nipples, 'Shame I can't put my mouth on them.'
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Shiro nearly whimpers and he's never been so glad that the dim lights of the club means no one can see the raging hard on he has.
Keith hums softly and gives each of Shiro’s pecs a pat before dragging his fingers down his stomach. They pause at the waistband of his jeans.
Keith hums softly and gives each of Shiro’s pecs a pat before dragging his fingers down his stomach. They pause at the waistband of his jeans.
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The corner of Keith’s mouth twitches and Shiro knows he can see the outline of his cock.
'Thanks.' Keith murmurs.
'Anytime.' Shiro replies breathlessly.
'Want my number?' Keith asks.
'He does NOT.'
'He does.' Shiro says.
'Thanks.' Keith murmurs.
'Anytime.' Shiro replies breathlessly.
'Want my number?' Keith asks.
'He does NOT.'
'He does.' Shiro says.
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'Keith, you're so bold tonight.' The blonde giggles, 'He's going to hate himself in the morning.'
'Hopefully not enough to feel like he can't call me.'
'Will you answer?' Keith whispers, summoning a phone between them.
'Hopefully not enough to feel like he can't call me.'
'Will you answer?' Keith whispers, summoning a phone between them.
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'In a heartbeat.' Shiro grins, putting his number in. He sends himself a text. He feels it buzz in his back pocket.
'Happy Birthday.' Shiro murmurs.
'Thanks for the gift." Keith grins, taking a step back and allowing his friend to steer him back into the crowd.
'Happy Birthday.' Shiro murmurs.
'Thanks for the gift." Keith grins, taking a step back and allowing his friend to steer him back into the crowd.
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'You are unbelievable.' His date snaps.
Shiro puts Keith’s name in his phone as 'Kitten'.
'Word of advice?' Shiro glances up, 'Don't bring your next date to a club.'
'Just like that? 3 dates out the window for a little drunk twink in a crop top? There are hundreds like him!'
Shiro puts Keith’s name in his phone as 'Kitten'.
'Word of advice?' Shiro glances up, 'Don't bring your next date to a club.'
'Just like that? 3 dates out the window for a little drunk twink in a crop top? There are hundreds like him!'
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'No.' Shiro murmurs as a text pops up under 'kitten'.
'Thanks for letting me fondle your tits!'
Shiro laughs, 'I don't think there's anyone like him.'
'Thanks for letting me fondle your tits!'
Shiro laughs, 'I don't think there's anyone like him.'
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Fin
I kept seeing posts where we were admiring Shiro’s big honkers and well I had to
Thanks for reading!
I kept seeing posts where we were admiring Shiro’s big honkers and well I had to
Thanks for reading!
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*really bad harmonica solo*
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