Okay but Sheith college au where Shiro had amazing, athletic,...

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Okay but Sheith college au where Shiro had amazing, athletic, borderline godly sex with someone at a party. But he was too drunk to remember much about who it was and has spent the last week trying to find them.

He even puts up flyers.

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'You're embarrassing.' Keith’s entire nose wrinkles as he stares at the sheet of paper Shiro is currently pinning up in the campus coffee shop.

He made it in paint. It's written in comic sans. It's asking if someone had a *really* good time Saturday with a man with a metal arm.

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'It's the only thing I can think of.' Shiro frowns at his masterpiece.

'Are you the winter soldier?' Keith snatches the flyer off the board, 'You put your number on these?' He crushes the paper in his fist.

'Hey! I met me soulmate Saturday, Keith. Have some sympathy.'

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'You had sex. Sex while drunk on liquid Marijuanas. You sang livin la vida loca on the diving board by a pool.' Keith hisses.

'Correction,' Shiro holds up a finger and Keith looks about ready to bite it off, 'I had AMAZING sex.'

'Sure you did, big guy.' Keith rolls his eyes.

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'Hey.' Shiro snatches his flyer back, 'You're just jealous that I got laid and you did-whatever it is you do when we go out.'

'Oh, I did something alright.' Keith mumbles as Shiro smoothes out the wrinkles and pins it back to the board.

'What was that?'

'I played scrabble.'

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Shiro gives his ugly ass flyer as pat before heading over to the counter, 'Coffee? My treat. Despite your disbelief that I can pull.'

'I wouldn't call what you did Saturday 'pulling'.' Keith air quotes.

'I did something right.' Shiro grins and nudges his shoulder.

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'You can't even remember who you fucked.' Keith snorts as their names are called and they take a seat.

Shiro watches his flyer on the board. A few stop. Some do a double take. A few laugh.

Lance joins them midway through with one of the flyers, laughing, 'What is this?'

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'An embarrassment.' Keith grumbles.

Shiro sniffs irritably, 'I'm trying to find Cinderella.' He glances back at his flyer.

'I think you mean cinderfella.' Lance cackles, 'And look no further because  - OW!'

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Shiro glances back at them.

Keith is scowling at his coffee like it's personally offended him. 

Lance rubs tenderly at his side, 'Mean.'

'Deserved.' Keith growls.

Shiro narrows his eyes, 'Do you two know something?'

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'Nope!' Lance squeaks, 'I did not at all see the man you led upstairs after so beautifully serenading him with a drunk version of 'i can't help falling in love with you' despite the actual song playing being 'Shots!'.'

He yelps again, his knee hitting the underside of the table.

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Shiro scowls, 'It kinda sounds like you did see.'

'Who me?' Lance waves a hand with a loud 'pffft', 'Not me nooo. I did - however - HEAR things that can not be unheard. And let me tell you, your cinderfella is an absolute wild cat in - MOTHER FUCKER -.'

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Shiro winces as Keith reaches out and grabs one of Lance's nipples, twisting it violently.

'Lance didn't see shit.' Keith releases it when Lance begs him to let go, 'Because he was leading a conga line through through the house.'

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Shiro throws his head back, 'So no one saw him?'

'Nope!' Lance shouts.

'Why does it even matter?' Keith grumbles, 'You can't remember what happened.'

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Shiro sighs, 'I remember some things. I know it was amazing. I know he had a great voice, nimble hands and sucked cock like a dream.'

'Oh boy.' Lance croaks.

'I know at some point he was riding me and it was glorious.'

'I need water.' Lance whispers.

'Shut UP.' Keith hisses.

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'I hope he sees my flyers.' Shiro moans pathetically, 'No one else will compare.'

'Anyone who's smart will burn it.' Keith grumbles.

'Your romance bone is broken.' Shiro sighs dramatically.

'Oh I think his bone works perfectly well-OUCH.' Lance takes the punch to his shoulder.

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He rubs it irritably, 'I'm leaving.' Lance flounces to his feet, 'Good luck finding your cinderfella, Shiro. Careful though. He BITES.'

Keith growls at him as he goes.

'Hmm.' Shiro slumps, 'Guess I wait till someone calls me.'

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'A bunch of weirdos are going to call you, Shiro.' Keith says.

'Well how else will I find him!'

'Why do you want to find him at all? You've slept with plenty of randoms since we met. What makes him so special?'

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'We had a connection.' Shiro insists, 'I sang to him. He went with me despite how badly I sing. I'm bad normally. I'm worse drunk. He still chose to leave with me.' Shiro sighs.

Keith eyes him warily, 'And what if he doesn't look the way you imagined?'

'I don't care.'

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And Shiro doesn't care. Not really. 

 'Does Keith really think I'm that shallow?'

Matt glances over at him, 'Uhh.'

'I have a type. Sure. But -.' He pauses in his steps. Squinting into the distance.

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Where a man is walking along the path, holding one of Shiro’s flyers.

He's not - the best looking dude. But he looks to be on a mission.

'This yours?" The guy asks, waving a wrinkled version of one of Shiro’s flyers.'

'Uh yes?'

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The dude scowls, 'How the fuck did you do it?'

Shiro blinks, 'Fuck you?'

'No!' The dude hisses, 'How did you convince him to sleep with you?'

Shiro realizes that this dude isn't his cinderfella. But someone who SAW.

'Crap.' Matt hisses from his left.

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Shiro frowns down at the waving paper, 'I think I sang to him?'

'That’s it?" The dude asks increadously, 'I tried to get him to go out with me four times last semester and his bitchy attitude was a serious roadblock.'

Shiro opens his mouth, then closes it, 'Excuse me?'

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'Uhh maybe you should take a lap, man.' Matt suggests cheerfully.

Too cheerfully.

'Who are you talking about?' Shiro asks.

The dude snaps the paper in the air, 'Keith? Kogane? Yay high? Scowls at everything? Gorgeous as all get out? Sweet peach of an ass?'

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Shiro feels his hand curl into a fist, 'Keith?'

Matt slaps his forehead.

'I slept with Keith?' Shiro turns to Matt.

Matt scratches his cheek, 'Uhhh. Maybe?'

'Does Keith know I slept with Keit!?' Shiro shoves his hands into his hair.

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'Judging by the way he was begging you to go harder, I'd say 'duh' dude.' The guy wrinkles his nose, 'The sounds were fucking insane. And if he sounds like that with YOU, I'd love to hear him make them for - whoa!'

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Shiro whirls on him, hand fisting his shirt and lifting him into the air. 

'If you so much as breath in his direction, I'll make sure you eat that flyer through a straw.'

'What the fuck man!'

'This is the best day of my life.' Matt exclaims.

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Shiro slowly lowers the dude back down to his feet, but doesn't release his shirt.

'What is wrong with you, dude?' The guy scowls down at where Shiro is wrinkling his polo shirt, 'It's just a piece of ass that you already got!'

'Bzzzzt.' Matt chirps, 'Wrong answer, friend.'

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'If I hear from Keith that he had to tell you no for a fifth time?' Shiro goes nose to nose with him, 'The ends of the earth won't be far enough.'

'Whatever man.' He slaps Shiro’s hand away and steps back, 'You're awfully possessive over one fuck at a party. Weirdo.'

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'Yes, Shiro.' Matt says, 'Please. We must know why you're so attached to this random stranger.'

Shiro sends him a glare, 'You are not helping.'

Matt types merrily away on his phone.

'What are you doing?' Shiro snatches it, 'Prince Charming has found the glass-are you serious?'

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A bubble appears and a picture of Keith  follows with:

'If you call me cinderfella one more time I'm going to shove a glass slipper down your throat'

Shiro doesn't even fight the smile that response causes.

But it falls just as fast because - fuck. He slept with KEITH.

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Not that sleeping with Keith is bad. Shiro knows for a fact that it was the best sex of his life.

And he hates that he's remembering that night as he stands in the middle of a walkway with Matt on one side and the horny, disrespectful human garbage disposal on the other.

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But it’s KEITH.

He got drunk and embarrassed himself and sang at the worst pitch while he dipped his best friend in the middle of a house party dance floor and Keith STILL went upstairs with him and let Shiro - let Shiro -

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'What have I done?' He hands Matt the phone.

'Well, evidence suggests you did Keith. Vigorously and enthusiastically.'

'How many people were outside the door?' Shiro asks incredulously.

Matt frowns and starts counting on his fingers.

'Matt!'

'We didn't STAY.'

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'No wonder Keith didn't tell me.' Shiro hisses, 'He's embarrassed.'

'Or it could be that you said you loved him in the middle of sex.'

Shiro croaks, 'I did not.'

'Oh. You did.' Matt nods 'I do believe your exact words were 'I've been in love with you for a year. Marry me.'

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Shiro stares blindly over Matt's head, 'What did he say?'

Matt hums, 'I think that's something you should find out for yourself.'

The Dude scoffs, 'I mean-judging by the sounds he made after-HEY!'

'So sorry.' Lance’s voice sings, 'I thought I saw a bee on your back! My bad.'

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Shiro sighs, 'Why are you here?'

Lance holds up his phone, 'I'm your pumpkin, prince charming. Look. I even wore orange.' He waves to his literal pumpkin crop top.

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Shiro eyes Matt, 'And that makes you-?'.

'The fairy godmother.' Matt bows dramatically.

'I don't think that's how Cinderella goes-.' The Dude wrinkles his nose.

'Be quiet.' They all say.

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