#wangxian Actor WWX and his boyfriend, grad student LWJ watching...
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Aug 23, 2024
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#wangxian
Actor WWX and his boyfriend, grad student LWJ watching WWX's movie together.
Watching his own movies with Lan Zhan comes with a whole procedure that WWX has mastered over time.
Popcorn, a bag of candies, a bunny plushie. That's all he needs.
And he loves it.
Actor WWX and his boyfriend, grad student LWJ watching WWX's movie together.
Watching his own movies with Lan Zhan comes with a whole procedure that WWX has mastered over time.
Popcorn, a bag of candies, a bunny plushie. That's all he needs.
And he loves it.
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Popcorn to stuff Lan Zhan's mouth with when he starts to break down an action scene because "this goes against physics, Wei Ying."
Bunny plushie for the sad scenes. It has to be placed in Lan Zhan's lap for emotional support along with a Wei Ying hug from the back.
Bunny plushie for the sad scenes. It has to be placed in Lan Zhan's lap for emotional support along with a Wei Ying hug from the back.
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Mint candies for the kiss scenes because he's possessive.
He says nothing. Just sits there sulking, with displeasure all over his face. It doesn't matter if it's just a peck. He won't get angry on Wei Ying. But he WILL be sad.
And so, WWX has to make up by giving him candies.
He says nothing. Just sits there sulking, with displeasure all over his face. It doesn't matter if it's just a peck. He won't get angry on Wei Ying. But he WILL be sad.
And so, WWX has to make up by giving him candies.
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But alas! There's no substitute for full-blown makeouts (WWX doesn't do sex scenes for his own good).
When they come up, WWX has to climb into his lap and give Lan Zhan his own makeout and pepper his face with kisses.
All to shield his beloved from the evil screen in the back.
When they come up, WWX has to climb into his lap and give Lan Zhan his own makeout and pepper his face with kisses.
All to shield his beloved from the evil screen in the back.
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WWX mostly does superhero movies & he loves showing off.
"Lan Zhan! See how I'm raising corpses?"
"I totally dismembered him, didn't I?"
"Nooo! Don't watch me exploding. So uncool."
"I'm gonna teleport now!!!"
"Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan! My good vs evil monologue, don't miss it!"
"Lan Zhan! See how I'm raising corpses?"
"I totally dismembered him, didn't I?"
"Nooo! Don't watch me exploding. So uncool."
"I'm gonna teleport now!!!"
"Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan! My good vs evil monologue, don't miss it!"
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He gets excited for the scenes he likes, covers Lan Zhan's eyes for those he hates, and Lan Zhan "Mns" through all of it.
Sometimes, Lan Zhan's practical knowledge gets in the way but that's okay.
But one day they watch a movie where WWX dies.
Turns out, WWX is not prepared.
Sometimes, Lan Zhan's practical knowledge gets in the way but that's okay.
But one day they watch a movie where WWX dies.
Turns out, WWX is not prepared.
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They watch WWX's character fall off the cliff in silence, followed by "Rejoice! Yilling Laozu is dead!"
And then, the credits start rolling.
Lan Zhan frowns at the TV, then frowns at WWX, then frowns at the TV again.
He makes a choked up sound, "You died."
Then he tears up.
And then, the credits start rolling.
Lan Zhan frowns at the TV, then frowns at WWX, then frowns at the TV again.
He makes a choked up sound, "You died."
Then he tears up.
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WWX immediately scrambles into his lap along with the bunny & hugs him tight.
"Baby no," he says, panicked, "there will be a sequel, I'm gonna resurrect. Sshhhh, don't cry."
"Mn," he whimpers.
WWX hugs tighter, kissing him the whole time it takes for Lan Zhan to calm down.
"Baby no," he says, panicked, "there will be a sequel, I'm gonna resurrect. Sshhhh, don't cry."
"Mn," he whimpers.
WWX hugs tighter, kissing him the whole time it takes for Lan Zhan to calm down.
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That night, while making love, WWX is extra passionate – kissing, caressing, and reiterating, "I'm so in love with you".
Before he falls asleep, Lan Zhan murmurs, "Don't work with that Hanguang-jun guy again, he couldn't save you."
WWX giggles about it late into the night.
Before he falls asleep, Lan Zhan murmurs, "Don't work with that Hanguang-jun guy again, he couldn't save you."
WWX giggles about it late into the night.
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The end lol 🫶
Have a great day, whoever reads it! <3
Have a great day, whoever reads it! <3
