Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist (@cerbykerby)

so I watched shrek forever after. and all I'm going to say is: wwx is *exactly* the type of person who would give up the day he's born in order to save his loved ones....

(cw: dubcon, mpreg, memory loss) foxxian escapes lotus pier during a heat and mates with a stranger on the streets in a fit of lust. when he finally returns home, he's already preggie 😔😔😔 to make matters worse, he can't remember who the stranger is, or what they look like....

today's thought is: secret idol lwj who lives a double life through one simple rule—speak as little as possible while he's in his idol persona, and never sing when he's just livin his civilian life....