Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist (@cerbykerby)

today's short thought is an a/b/o au where alphas are required to be muzzled due to commonly-held beliefs that they can't control themselves. omega lwj is head of discipline at the cloud recesses and he has to deal with alpha wwx—who, somehow, keeps escaping his muzzle....

today's thought of the day is modern cultivator au lwj renting an apartment that is very cheap because there are rumors that a particularly strong fox demon roams the area and its presence increases hauntings. he's fine tho cos he packed a spray bottle....

today's thought is omega wwx defying the odds and becoming a imperial physician—a position usually reserved for betas and alphas. so imagine his stress when he's tasked with caring for emperor lwj's concubines and maximizing the chances of an heir....

today's thought is omega wwx defying the odds and becoming a imperial physician—a position usually reserved for betas and alphas. so imagine his stress when he's tasked with caring for emperor lwj's concubines and maximizing the chances of an heir....

today's thought is omega wwx defying the odds and becoming a imperial physician—a position usually reserved for betas and alphas. so imagine his stress when he's tasked with caring for emperor lwj's concubines and maximizing the chances of an heir....

today's angsty thought is: teens wwx and lwj have to switch bodies for some reason (maybe as a way to break a curse, idk) and instead of trying to act like each other and fool their families, they just leave notes behind and pretend they're going on an investigation together....

modern au dragon lqr gets a text from cssr that reads: "forgot some supplies! dropped the new baby off at ur place. will be right back! xoxoxo" cue lqr bolting for the door and throwing it open to witness the tiniest fox pup in a pile of blankets in a basket, on his doorstep....

today's short dumb thought is prince lxc, who is getting Really tired of his little brother playing chicken with wwx and his feelings, publicly announcing his intention to take wwx as a concubine. wwx is shocked. lwj is shocked. somewhere nearby, lqr drops into a dead faint....

today's short thought is: merman wwx is being held in a lab for study and rehabilitation (he was injured by an illegal fishing net). he's a wild animal, yet still very intelligent, and the moment he lays eyes on marine biologist lwj, he decides that lwj is his favorite....