Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist (@cerbykerby)

today's short thought is an a/b/o au where alphas are required to be muzzled due to commonly-held beliefs that they can't control themselves. omega lwj is head of discipline at the cloud recesses and he has to deal with alpha wwx—who, somehow, keeps escaping his muzzle....

today's thought of the day is modern cultivator au lwj renting an apartment that is very cheap because there are rumors that a particularly strong fox demon roams the area and its presence increases hauntings. he's fine tho cos he packed a spray bottle....

today's thought is omega wwx defying the odds and becoming a imperial physician—a position usually reserved for betas and alphas. so imagine his stress when he's tasked with caring for emperor lwj's concubines and maximizing the chances of an heir....

today's thought is omega wwx defying the odds and becoming a imperial physician—a position usually reserved for betas and alphas. so imagine his stress when he's tasked with caring for emperor lwj's concubines and maximizing the chances of an heir....

today's thought is omega wwx defying the odds and becoming a imperial physician—a position usually reserved for betas and alphas. so imagine his stress when he's tasked with caring for emperor lwj's concubines and maximizing the chances of an heir....

today's thought is omega wwx defying the odds and becoming a imperial physician—a position usually reserved for betas and alphas. so imagine his stress when he's tasked with caring for emperor lwj's concubines and maximizing the chances of an heir....

today's angsty thought is: teens wwx and lwj have to switch bodies for some reason (maybe as a way to break a curse, idk) and instead of trying to act like each other and fool their families, they just leave notes behind and pretend they're going on an investigation together....

modern au dragon lqr gets a text from cssr that reads: "forgot some supplies! dropped the new baby off at ur place. will be right back! xoxoxo" cue lqr bolting for the door and throwing it open to witness the tiniest fox pup in a pile of blankets in a basket, on his doorstep....

lwj is very intently scanning the streets before suddenly he's tugging the donkey over to one of the stalls. the vendor smiles upon seeing him. "Good evening, sir! Do you see anything you like?" wwx relaxes a little. it seems no one recognizes lwj as the emperor....