@NomadsGalaxy

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Hey uh, @Keurig - what the hell is a COFFEE MACHINE uploading, let me double check... ONE FUCKING TERABYTE OF DATA IN 10 DAYS!?!? Immediately unplugging that. Getting my parents a new coffee machine. ...

@UBAonline

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EL SISTEMA UNIVERSITARIO ARGENTINO EXIGE AL GOBIERNO QUE CUMPLA CON LA LEY DE FINANCIAMIENTO UNIVERSITARIO. •  El Gobierno Nacional hace casi un año que no cumple con la Ley de Financiamiento Universitario. Abrimos hilo ⬇️ ...

@Soaringeagle45

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I was in a public restroom the other day and had just sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said “Hi!, how are you?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine” The voice said “So what are you up to?” I said, “Just doing the same as you, sittin’ here, takin‘ care of business!” Then the voice...

@iammosvilla

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My girlfriend is a urologist, and she tells me stories about her male patients all the time. One day, a man came to see her because he was having a serious problem with his private area. After listening to him, she told him she needed to examine him properly. He looked at her and said, “I’m sorry...

@sydneyrunkle

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Skills are one of the best ways to give an agent domain knowledge. A <a target="_blank" href="https://agentskills.io/home" color="blue">skill</a> is a folder of instructions, scripts, and reference files that teaches an agent how to do things, like prepping for a customer meeting or reviewing call t...

@IQuts

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خطيبي السابق أرسل لي فجأة بعد ٦ سنوات من فسخ الخطوبة: «أعرف إن طلبي غريب، بس أبي أقابلك في موضوع قديم. زوجتي بتكون موجودة.» ترددت كثير، لكن وافقت. مو عشان أبي أرجع لشيء انتهى، بس لأني طول هالسنين ما عرفت فعلًا ليش تركني. وصلت المطعم ولقيته جالس مع زوجته. سلّمت وجلست، وبعد كلام بسيط قالت زوجته:...

@drhossamsamy65

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⛔️ The Jeffrey Epstein Death Toll List: 1-Jeffrey Epstein (2019, age 66) — Found hanged in a Manhattan federal jail cell while awaiting sex-trafficking trial. 2-Jean-Luc Brunel (2022, age 75) — French modeling agent funded by Epstein and charged with rape and trafficking of minors. Found hanged in...

@blairvic02

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My husband booked us a weekend away for our 15th anniversary. I thought it was romantic. He even picked the same little town where we’d spent our honeymoon. Everything was perfect until we checked into the hotel. The woman at the front desk looked at my husband strangely. Then she looked at me....