I was in a public restroom the other day and had just sat down when...
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Oct 07, 2026
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I was in a public restroom the other day and had just sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said “Hi!, how are you?”
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”
The voice said “So what are you up to?”
I said, “Just doing the same as you, sittin’ here, takin‘ care of business!”
Then the voice said, “Can I come over?”
Kinda disturbed, I said, "Come over?! Heck naw, you can’t come over”
Finally the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions"
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”
The voice said “So what are you up to?”
I said, “Just doing the same as you, sittin’ here, takin‘ care of business!”
Then the voice said, “Can I come over?”
Kinda disturbed, I said, "Come over?! Heck naw, you can’t come over”
Finally the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions"