@IQuts

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كنت في معرض أجهزة، وكان فيه زوجين واقفين عند قسم الثلاجات. الرجال يطالع ثلاجة غالية، وقال لها بكل عادية: «ثلاجة أهلي خربت… اشتريها ببطاقتك أنتِ.» قالت له: «لحظة، ليه ببطاقتي أنا؟» قال: «برجع لك المبلغ، عادي.» جاء الموظف وقتها، فقالت له بعصبية:...

@I_am_Tkgold

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I slept with another man , five years ago. Just one night stand and my husband isn’t aware. He never found out. Sometimes I watch him laughing with our kids and wonder how he'd see me if he knew. I hate that I'll never be able to tell the truth. Last Sunday, he made pancakes, kissed my forehead, and...

@blairvic02

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Guest: “I need to speak to the manager.” Manager: “Of course. Is there a problem with your room?” Guest: “Someone has been inside it.” Manager: “Housekeeping?” Guest: “No.” Manager: “Did you request service?” Guest: “I requested it at 9 this morning. The room was cleaned at 10.” Manager: “The...

@ElHiloRojoTV

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🧬🚨 ¿CASUALIDAD O COINCIDENCIA? El 28 de julio se publica Biological War: accidente en un laboratorio ruso, peste pulmonar, colapso y caos. Ahora, Siberia está en el foco por un incidente real relacionado con un laboratorio que trabaja con peste. La ficción llevaba apenas dos meses publicada....

@mewtwosaus

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LOST AND FOUND: a #kyman social media au After Kyle comes out on social media, an anonymous user messages him about being scared to come out. Wanting to help, Kyle messages him back, providing ample advice. But just who is Red? ...

@wazzo11

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Sick of getting crushed by the aggro reg? This one concept will destroy him A thread:...