Guest: “I need to speak to the manager.” Manager: “Of course. Is...

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Guest: “I need to speak to the manager.”

Manager: “Of course. Is there a problem with your room?”

Guest: “Someone has been inside it.”

Manager: “Housekeeping?”

Guest: “No.”

Manager: “Did you request service?”

Guest: “I requested it at 9 this morning. The room was cleaned at 10.”

Manager: “Then I’m not sure I understand.”

Guest: “My suitcase was open when I came back.”

Manager: “Was anything missing?”
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Guest: “No.”

Manager: “Then perhaps the zipper was—”

Guest: “My passport was moved.”

Manager: “Where was it?”

Guest: “Inside the safe.”

Manager: “And now?”

Guest: “Under my pillow.”

Manager: “I’ll have security check the hallway cameras.”

Guest: “Already did.”

Manager: “You did?”

Guest: “Yes.”

Manager: “And?”
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Guest: “Your housekeeper entered my room at 11:43 p.m.”

Manager: “That’s impossible. Housekeeping ends at 6.”

Guest: “That’s what I thought.”

Manager: “Which housekeeper?”

Guest: “I don’t know her name.”

Housekeeper: “You don’t have to.”

Manager: “Mara? What are you doing here?”

Housekeeper: “I heard my name.”

Manager: “You were in his room last night?”

Housekeeper: “Yes.”

Manager: “Why?”

Housekeeper: “Because he asked me to.”

Guest: “I have never spoken to her.”

Housekeeper: “Not while you were awake.”

Manager: “What does that mean?”

Housekeeper: “He was asleep when I went in.”

Guest: “Then how did you get into my room?”

Housekeeper: “You left the door unlocked.”

Guest: “No, I didn’t.”

Housekeeper: “Yes, you did.”

Manager: “Mara, stop. Tell me exactly what happened.”

Housekeeper: “I went in to return something.”

Manager: “What?”

Housekeeper: “This.”
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Guest: “My phone?”

Manager: “Why did you have his phone?”

Housekeeper: “Because someone put it in another guest’s room.”

Guest: “What?”

Housekeeper: “Room 614.”

Manager: “Who put it there?”

Housekeeper: “You did.”

Manager: “Excuse me?”

Housekeeper: “You told me to clean that room.”

Manager: “I never told you to—”

Housekeeper: “You also told me to delete the hallway footage.”

Guest: “Manager…”

Manager: “She’s lying.”

Housekeeper: “Then tell him what happened to the woman who stayed in Room 614 last night.”

Manager: “Mara.”

Housekeeper: “Tell him.”

Guest: “Where is she?”
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Manager: “She checked out this morning.”

Housekeeper: “No, she didn’t.”

Guest: “Then where is she?”

Housekeeper: “She’s still in Room 614.”

Manager: “Mara, shut up.”

Housekeeper: “She’s dead.”

Guest: “Why did you put my phone in her room?”

Manager: “Because we needed someone to take the blame.”

Guest: “For what?”

Manager: “For killing her.”

Housekeeper: “That’s not the worst part.”

Guest: “What is?”

Housekeeper: “You didn’t kill her.”

Guest: “Then who did?”

Housekeeper: “The woman in Room 614.”

Manager: “She’s dead.”

Housekeeper: “I know.”

Guest: “Then how could she have killed anyone?”

Housekeeper: “Because there were two women in that room.”

Manager: “Mara…”

Housekeeper: “And only one of them checked out.”
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