@goofystappen ↔ @q_derbe conversation
zu@goofystappen
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Jun 09, 2026
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zu@goofystappen
someone make a checklist of all possible ways to dnf cuz atp we might end up checking off every single one
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DerbeQ@q_derbe
Engine failure, turbocharger failure, MGU-H failure, MGU-K failure, Energy Store failure, control electronics failure, internal combustion engine overheating, oil pressure loss, water pressure loss, coolant leak, oil leak, fuel leak, hydraulic leak, gearbox failure,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
gearbox stuck in gear, gearbox refusing to select gear, gear selector failure, clutch failure, clutch overheating, driveshaft failure, differential failure, suspension failure, front suspension damage, rear suspension damage, track rod failure, pushrod failure, pullrod failure,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
wishbone failure, upright failure, wheel hub failure, wheel bearing failure, steering rack failure, steering column failure, power steering failure, brake failure, brake-by-wire failure, brake disc failure, brake caliper failure, brake line failure, brake pedal issue,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
brake overheating, brake bias system failure, brake duct blockage, tyre puncture, slow puncture, tyre delamination, tyre blowout, tyre not fitted properly, wheel nut issue, loose wheel, wheel coming off, wheel rim damage, wheel gun failure during pit stop, unsafe release damage,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
pit stop error, pit stop delay causing retirement, incorrect tyre fitted, tyre pressure problem, tyre temperature problem, excessive tyre wear, flat spot vibration causing damage, front wing damage, rear wing damage, floor damage, diffuser damage, sidepod damage,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
bargeboard/aero furniture damage, beam wing damage, DRS flap failure, DRS stuck open, DRS stuck closed with performance loss, DRS actuator failure, rear wing structural failure, front wing endplate failure, nose cone damage, underfloor plank damage, car bottoming damage,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
excessive porpoising damage, bodywork coming loose, engine cover coming loose, mirror coming loose, camera pod damage, halo damage, roll hoop damage, survival cell damage, chassis damage, monocoque damage, fire, engine fire, brake fire, fuel system fire, electrical fire,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
battery fire, smoke from car, overheating electronics, sensor failure, throttle sensor failure, pedal sensor failure, brake sensor failure, steering sensor failure, gearbox sensor failure, engine sensor failure, false sensor reading forcing retirement, ECU failure,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
wiring loom failure, connector failure, software issue, power unit mode issue, electrical shutdown, loss of telemetry-critical system, radio failure causing operational problems, dashboard failure, steering wheel electronics failure, steering wheel not communicating with car,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
neutral selection problem, anti-stall problem, anti-stall activation at start, failed race start, stalling on the grid, stalling in the pit lane, stalling during a pit stop, launch system issue, start procedure failure, formation lap failure, car unable to leave garage,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
car unable to leave pit lane, car unable to take the grid, car starting from pit lane but failing before start, car damaged on reconnaissance lap, car damaged on formation lap, crash on formation lap, spin on formation lap causing terminal damage, collision on formation lap,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
mechanical failure on formation lap, fuel system issue before start, fuel pump failure, fuel pressure loss, fuel starvation, running out of fuel, fuel pickup issue, fuel contamination, wrong fuel amount, car underweight after fuel loss or damage, cooling system failure,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
radiator damage, radiator blockage, debris blocking cooling inlets, sidepod inlet blockage, oil cooler damage, intercooler damage, exhaust failure, exhaust crack, exhaust overheating surrounding parts, exhaust fire, wastegate issue, turbo pipe failure, intake issue,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
airbox blockage, airbox damage, engine misfire, spark plug issue, ignition failure, injector failure, fuel injector blockage, combustion problem, loss of power, sudden power unit shutdown, engine derating, ERS derating, battery overheating, MGU-K deployment failure,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
MGU-K harvesting failure, hybrid system isolation fault, high-voltage fault, high-voltage safety shutdown, gearbox overheating, gearbox oil leak, hydraulic pressure loss, hydraulic pump failure, hydraulic accumulator failure, clutch hydraulic failure, DRS hydraulic issue,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
power steering hydraulic issue, throttle actuator failure, throttle stuck open, throttle stuck closed, throttle pedal issue, brake pedal going long, brake balance migration issue, locking brakes and hitting the wall, spinning off, losing control on cold tyres,
DerbeQ@q_derbe
losing control on worn tyres, losing control in wet conditions, aquaplaning, hydroplaning into barriers, running wide into gravel, getting beached in gravel, getting stuck in a runoff area, hitting a barrier, hitting a wall.
