Fun fact, Jesus actually uses his authority to expropriate...

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Fun fact, Jesus actually uses his authority to expropriate privatized means of productions for communist ends.

Mark 11:1-7

And when they came nigh to Jerusalem, unto Bethphage and Bethany, at the mount of Olives, he sendeth forth two of his disciples,

And saith unto them, Go your way into the village over against you: and as soon as ye be entered into it, ye shall find a colt tied, whereon never man sat; loose him, and bring him.

And if any man say unto you, Why do ye this? say ye that the Lord hath need of him; and straightway he will send him hither.

And they went their way, and found the colt tied by the door without in a place where two ways met; and they loose him.

And certain of them that stood there said unto them, What do ye, loosing the colt?

And they said unto them even as Jesus had commanded: and they let them go.

And they brought the colt to Jesus, and cast their garments on him; and he sat upon him.
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So yeah, if you think Jesus sending his disciples out to say "We need these things from you" is theft-- then Jesus, who shall return like a thief in the night, is guilty of Communist Theft.
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Jesus literally commands the disciples to RELEASE THE PRODUCTIVE FORCES that have hitherto been chained, & kept as speculative financial investments. The colt had NEVER BEEN RIDDEN.
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