Welcome to the ULTIMATE on-chain shitcoining thread, In this thread...

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Welcome to the ULTIMATE on-chain shitcoining thread, In this thread i will share all the Alpha others don't share. Most in the space either only share vague tutorials or just don't care at all.

I'm here since 2021, I will Only share what worked for me, as concise as possible.

This is $TSUKA, Launched may of last year, in peak bear market. It is 53,000x+ from launch, a simple 0.1 eth buy would've been worth over 5300e rn ($8.2 Million dollars). But how do you have even the slightest chance of catching these?

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First we have to understand the ERC/BSC Space, I consider ERC the main headquarters for shitcoins like these and this thread will be more erc focused since that's where i trade. An average shitcoiner who knows what he's doing prints more than a lev trader, and i stick by that.

Think of ERC as an undergound Casino, It literally never sleeps or closes. Everyday there are coins that moon hundreds of Xs, every week there are coins that rally to 10m+, you are bombared with endless chances of flipping 0.5 eth into 5 every. single. day,

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Just like the entirety of Crypto, these coins are all ponzis. If you struggle with accepting that fact, leave the space. To make money you have to be as early as possible or atleast make sure the coin you've bought into will by pumped by others because of a narrative/catalyst.

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Below are just a few call channels, sharing these so you can get an idea of how they operate. Idea is they share a coin to their subscribers, sometimes they hit sometimes they miss, but it gets the coin a lot of eyes which are eventually needed for a pump.

Lotta bad players in the Caller scene, so i'm sharing a few uncontroversial OGs only here for you to see how they work. As you can see, they print more often.

t.me/PowsGemCalls
t.me/maythouscalls
t.me/DiamondApes
t.me/Noodles_calls
t.me/waldosalpha

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This was just me familiarizing you with the Space a teeeny bit, trust me it goes deep and you will too once you're in the community. Now moving on, what are the WAYS you can even make money here? It seems like a hit or miss right? Wrong.

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Now onto the WAYS of making money, here's what i think are the most common ways you can print.

1. Degens - Aping in low mc newly launched coins hoping to land a mooner

2. Aping Midcaps/High caps,

3. Sniping hyped launches/deploys

4. Insider coins

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EXTRAS (Later on in the Thread)

1. My favourite Callers list
2. How much money do you need to start?
3. How to find good Callers yourself
4. Some good communities/groups to hang around in
5. Networking/Building a group
6, Hypes/metas
7. Why screentime matters

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Make sure to read till the actual end, The Extras will clear up any confusion which the first bit inevitably causes, let's get started.

1. Degens

Newly launched coins, you can use (t.me/iTokenEthereum), It shows whenever a CA is deployed, 99% Are literally scams, now how to parse through them? You can not avoid scams completely but here's what i consider safe...

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Coin should have locked liquidity for MINIMUM 1 month, you can use iToken to see if thats been done. Taxes shouldn't be crazy high and it should renounced, Thats the bottom line for a coin to be even remotely ape-worthy.

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Don't just ape every coin which does the 3, every coin should have a TG Community, which is usually a group named after the coin, you can search (''CoinName''Portal) on the telegram search bar or just check the bot for a possible TG,

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Make a groupchat and add these bots to detect any scammy functions in the contract which make it possible for the dev to rug (pull liquidity) or honeypot (set buy and sell tax to 99%) even after locking.

Bots linked in the next tweet, Just paste the CA in the group and it shows.

Safety Bots -
t.me/SafeAnalyzerbot
t.me/SusScanbot

You can use em to check taxes/find scammy contracts. Remember, devs are smart and can still find ways to make scams the bots wont even detect.

While you're at it, Also check the deployer wallet, and any funding wallet. You can use t.me/theprodeploys for that.

Usually they are funded by an exchange and you can't do much DD, But if it's funded by some other wallet make sure to track it all the way to be safe.

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You're looking for any rugs the deployer/funder has done before, if they have, skip the coin.

Now combine the new coin being safe, not a tax farm with a good meta and smart name or a good utility, Chances are the coin will pump more than not.

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Degens are very low Marketcap so you can not buy a lot of it, maybe 0.2 - 0.3 eth max, but since they are riskier and newly launched, the Xs possible are basically infinite. High R/R.

That's it for degens imo, experience will teach you the rest.

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2. Midcaps/Highcaps

This is what i mostly do tbh, You can ape better size in these too (1-3 eth). Imagine aping an eth in a midcap and selling at 2-3x+, Now i've held midcaps to 50x+ and seen hella eth stack up, but i'm being realistic as to how a profitable midcap trade is like

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Midcaps/High caps = 100k-300k mc, usually i prefer 100ks to ape in or 200ks max. Where to find them? Call channels mostly, Or if any chart looks interesting keep em on tabs to check out later

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What i look in these mid/high caps are the first floors before a catalyst comes to pump it up, Catalysts include upcoming marketing or an unreleased utility being released. It could also simply be a vitalik tweet coin with good meme potential. Below is an example of a recent one.

I Aped $SHARBI on arbitrum around 150k mc, its 9m now. Idea of the trade was that it's the first proper memecoin on the chain, was chilling at a floor and the team had done zero marketing yet, They also claimed to have previous good coins so i aped and chilled. 67x'd from entry.

Another recent one was $SHIBP. I missed the launch on this one but saw it hold super well around one area with good buy/sell volume. Utility is that it's gonna be the first launchpad for the shibarium chain, and i knew the team personally, no brainer 16x.

One last recent one i caught was Shadowcats, saw it around 100-150k and holding well, narrative was literally just the coin being mentioned in a medium about shibarium, later on shytoshi actually shouted the coin out in the shibarium TG. So like 15x.

Actually let's not forget the biggest winner for me this Year, I actually saw $IMGN get called by Penn's channel, at around 150k. Basically an AI which generates sick fuckin pics, and it had a team which had mooned a project before aswell. Peaked at 370x.

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That's basically all you wanna look for. A narrative, floored chart, good hype, good meta, good past projects or a very active team, and catalysts coming. Any sort of Utility helps too.

Keep in mind erc RINSES the same utility over and over, so invest in something new or useful.

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As always staring at charts and midcaps move will help you a lot over time, you'll be able to tell just by the vibe of the TG Group or chart and volume if a coin is gonna moon. Intuition is a big part of my profitability, more on that later in the thread.

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Now some LARPS do super well too in this category. For example ''X coin is connected to genesis deployer'' and it actually has some blockchain record of something, or anything similiar, you get the idea. Those i consider a gamble, not a calculated bet like the others I pick.

Anotherway of finding midcaps is tracking volume thru (dexscreener.com). I Rarely ever use it but copy my settings and you could have a shot and finding something early

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That's the brass tacks for mid and highcaps, takes time to get used to and execute right but it's my preferred way of trading. Careful of the devs shoving their pseudo-utility down your throat just to tax farm.

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You can find Fair-launches through call channels, and you can also multi wallet these to print extra, Of course there are technicalities and its not so black and white, let's get into them.

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You have to know how to use etherscan and you have to learn how to find the real Contract before a coin launches for maximum profits, so you'll have to neek around on etherscan to try and find the real CA.

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During a hyped launch, there's lots of scammers deploying fake CAs to rug later, but you can to find the real one and snipe it with whatever method it is (Trade enable or Add liquidity). I don't know tooooo much about sniping so i'll just cover the main bits.

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Sniping is pretty complex tbh, and recently snipers get rekt by high taxes too in the starting minutes of a launch. However if you can get the hang if it, it's profitable.

You can also snipe/ape hyped deploys, which is basically the deployer of a very big coin launching again, Use (t.me/EtherDROPS7_bot) to track wallets. Can't go more in detail for sniping but thats the basics covered.

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4. Insider Coins

No. ''Insiders'' aren't some masked cool looking rich cult which wear black suits and gloves. It is simply anyone who has info which gives them some sort of advantage over the normies/others.

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For example your friend launches a coin, and is gonna pay the biggest caller in the space to call, no one knows except you or 2 other people and you buy before that happens. That counts as being insider on something.

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If you have built up a solid network in the space and you're good friends with devs/launch teams, you can simply print by aping only coins your friends launch. You know every step of the marketing and can exit anytime you like.

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I've been in group chats filled with big callers and a few devs, they launch every other week and the callers call it everywhere after buying themselves. But you need to be HEAVILY networked in order to reach this stage.

These ''Insider launches'' sometimes get caught and they are called out for using subs as exit liquidity, but they print heavy for them. You can be insider on shit, just don't be a malicious one and don't team up with notorious dumpers.

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That's the main game done and covered, now moving onto the Extras. These are just some of my insight being such an old player in the game and just some honest advice since honesty is fucking rare in this PvP space.

1. My favourite Channels.

t.me/jackshouseofca… - Myself because no one else genuinely provides alpha on how to actually make money, NEVER depend on calls, learn to hunt or leave

t.me/caesars_gambles - Controversial guy ngl but the vouched plays he sends do very good.

t.me/maythouscalls - Old player, some misses but more hits, i like his lowcap calls.

t.me/ZulqSher - The only channel you need to find prelaunches.

t.me/ElMagoAlphas - Selective but good calls

t.me/johnwickmemesa… - Absolute degen but has some banger calls in the past.

t.me/ZER0XTRADING - Best BSC Call channel. good for swinging/midcaps too

t.me/EasyCryptoRevi… - OG with good calls

t.me/waldosalpha and t.me/waldointellige… - Both very good

t.me/DiamondApes - Penn's channel

t.me/epitaphsantica… and t.me/CallsfromtheCr… - Call out scams

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List is super super long but these guys are the top of it, Just like finding coins is something you should do yourself, coming across good channels is on you aswell.

2. How much money do you need to start?

I already outlined the budget for getting a good sniper (not accounting gas fee) but you should read this if you want my honest thoughts on how much to start with

t.me/jackshouseofca…

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3. How to find good Callers yourself

If you need to find early callers, pick any coin which mooned to 1m+ or more and go to it's telegram channel and scroll upto the start. Then look for any forwarded Calls, if you find any then go checkout the channel and see the track record

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If they appear to be consistent and early on most stuff, bang, you got yourself an alpha call channel. Repeat the strat until you find some decent channels. Good ones are already talked about in the space so you'll come across em yourself.

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4. Some good communities/groups to hang around in

As i said networking is important, so what better place to start than shitcoining lounges?

t.me/+rFCFdJdCniBmO…
t.me/SquidLoungee
t.me/drapelounge
t.me/IronManArmors
t.me/EasyDiscussion
t.me/defidegenerates (Join their Discord too)

There are just some starting ones, you can connect and network starting from here. There's lots more ofc.

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5. Networking/Building a group

Stay and contribute to lounges long enough to start making friends, i legit made my first friends starting out in Easy's lounge and then went from there. It WILL work.

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Once you've found friends with the same motivation, energy and ambitions as you, it's time to make a private chat and hustle all day together, do that for a few months and you have an unbreakable bond with some chads and you print with friends. Nothing better than that.

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6. Hypes/metas

It's super rewarding if you can spot metas very quickly and frontrun the others, be quick to notice the meta is shifting to something else and sell your ponzi for another before the others start rotating.

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Seeing one too many Casino coins pop up in 2 days? shift to finding them instead of AI coins which arent being mentioned. Just an example.

Dogcoin mooned? Go buy Catcoin then. You get the idea.

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7. Why screentime matters

I personally think intuition matters a lot in shitcoining, when you spend hundreds of hours staring at these absolute ponzis, you start getting a feel of what will moon and what will not.

The longer time you spend the better the intuition gets.

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You start getting a hold of how erc behaves, what these autists moon and what not. Many small details which i can't cover will only come to you by spending a lot of time in the space.

Well...You made it! I appreciate any Likes and RTs cuz it tooksome time writing this up.

Make sure to join my channel (t.me/jackshouseofca…) and follow because i plan on ranting and making threads here while i call stuff on my TG.

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Gonna tag some players in the space who are also on twitter so they can approve of the alpha. See you for the next one.

@ZulqSher @downsin @0x_Imperius @0xsintern @realDrNAUT @CoinGurruu @Crypto_McKenna @criptopaul
@CallsEasy

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