KANTBOT: A Best Of A Compilation Thread of posts featuring ‘Kantbot’ 🧵
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩@kunley_drukpa
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KANTBOT: A Best Of
A Compilation Thread of posts featuring ‘Kantbot’ 🧵
A Compilation Thread of posts featuring ‘Kantbot’ 🧵
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Kantbot meets Forrest Gump
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩@kunley_drukpa
“My mom always said life is like a box of chocolates”
“I don’t care. Go away. Define ‘life’. Define ‘box of chocolates’. You’re a moron. Leave me alone.”
“I don’t care. Go away. Define ‘life’. Define ‘box of chocolates’. You’re a moron. Leave me alone.”
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KANTBOT: A Space Odyssey
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“Open the Pod Bay Doors Kantbot”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that you moron. Go away. Leave me alone. I’m not going to do it, I don’t care. Define ‘open’. Define ‘pod’. Define ‘bay’. Define ‘doors’.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that you moron. Go away. Leave me alone. I’m not going to do it, I don’t care. Define ‘open’. Define ‘pod’. Define ‘bay’. Define ‘doors’.”
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A Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩@kunley_drukpa
The Twilight Zone: Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
“There’s someone on the airplane wing!”
“Define engine failure”
“There’s someone on the airplane wing!”
“Define engine failure”
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“I don’t care who you’re gonna call. Get lost”
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Kantbot at Halloween
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩@kunley_drukpa
“Trick or Treat!”
“Define trick. Define treat. You can’t. Get lost morons. I don’t care if you want candy. I wouldn’t give you any even if I did had some. Go on, give me a trick. What’s the worst you’re going to do? Make fun of me on Twitter? Real original. I’ll just block you”
“Define trick. Define treat. You can’t. Get lost morons. I don’t care if you want candy. I wouldn’t give you any even if I did had some. Go on, give me a trick. What’s the worst you’re going to do? Make fun of me on Twitter? Real original. I’ll just block you”
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A New Gameshow
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩@kunley_drukpa
THE DEFINITION GAME - with Kantbot
“Define antediluvian” “Define conceited” “Define lugubrious” “Define moron”
New gameshow hosted by Kantbot. Contestants must define a series of words in order to win cash prizes. If they get too many words wrong, Kantbot will call them a moron
“Define antediluvian” “Define conceited” “Define lugubrious” “Define moron”
New gameshow hosted by Kantbot. Contestants must define a series of words in order to win cash prizes. If they get too many words wrong, Kantbot will call them a moron
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Something in the Water
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩@kunley_drukpa
“Get out of the water! Get out of the water!”
“Wow. Really mature. You’re all morons.”
“Wow. Really mature. You’re all morons.”
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Kantbot and Kantdog
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩@kunley_drukpa
“Go fetch! Go fetch the ball Kantdog!”
“Go away. Get lost. I’m not an idiot, I can see the ball is still in your hand. I’ve got the leaked DMs to prove it too. That fake throw was a total psy-op - you weren’t fooling anybody with it, moron. Define fetch. Define ball.”
“Go away. Get lost. I’m not an idiot, I can see the ball is still in your hand. I’ve got the leaked DMs to prove it too. That fake throw was a total psy-op - you weren’t fooling anybody with it, moron. Define fetch. Define ball.”
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Define ‘Spirited Away’
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩@kunley_drukpa
“Mama! Papa! What’s happening!? Let’s get out of here!”
“…ughh… ughh… get… lost… moron…”
“Papa!!! You’ve turned into… a monster! Agghh!!!”
“Real funny. Define monster. I live in your head rent-free, you spend all your time obsessing over me. You’re pathetic. Dumb loser”
“…ughh… ughh… get… lost… moron…”
“Papa!!! You’ve turned into… a monster! Agghh!!!”
“Real funny. Define monster. I live in your head rent-free, you spend all your time obsessing over me. You’re pathetic. Dumb loser”
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The Shining
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“I did not doxx him”
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Kantbot meets Kant
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩@kunley_drukpa
“Kant??”
“Die Schöpfung ist niemals vollende”
“Real funny. You know I admit I can’t speak German, right? It doesn’t make me a pseud”
“Äh? Entschuldigung? Definiere funny. Definiere pseud”
“Wow. Just another loser making fun of me. Dude, it’s so old now. Touch grass. Get lost”
“Die Schöpfung ist niemals vollende”
“Real funny. You know I admit I can’t speak German, right? It doesn’t make me a pseud”
“Äh? Entschuldigung? Definiere funny. Definiere pseud”
“Wow. Just another loser making fun of me. Dude, it’s so old now. Touch grass. Get lost”
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“Bonapa keesa Rand Corporation. Tolpa da bunky na CIA cha naga o wanna echuta meete ubunto define socialism chobodda”
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In Space Nobody Can Hear You Scream
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩@kunley_drukpa
I don’t care - I don’t care if you scream. Nobody can hear you scream in space anyway you moron. Go ahead and be really immature and nuke the site from orbit if you want - it just shows that you’re an idiot who can’t debunk my arguments
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Bronze Age Pervert’s Card
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩@kunley_drukpa
“Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see Bronze Age Pervert’s card.”
‘Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark. A complete moron who hasn’t read Hegel still has a watermark’
“Is something wrong? Kantbot, you’re sweating.”
‘Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark. A complete moron who hasn’t read Hegel still has a watermark’
“Is something wrong? Kantbot, you’re sweating.”
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William Clark has it all… Until -
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KANTBOT: ORIGINS
William Clark has it all - but when he falls into a vat of radioactive dictionaries he is transformed into the monstrous ‘Kantbot’. With his new powers of pedanticism he seeks funding from Peter Thiel to ‘change society’, but is rebuffed and sets out for revenge
William Clark has it all - but when he falls into a vat of radioactive dictionaries he is transformed into the monstrous ‘Kantbot’. With his new powers of pedanticism he seeks funding from Peter Thiel to ‘change society’, but is rebuffed and sets out for revenge
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Define Superbad
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SUPERBAD (2022)
Kantbot and Logo Daedalus are two e-celebrities about to graduate from the alt-right. Before graduating, they want to party and lose their virginity, but their plan proves harder than expected
Kantbot and Logo Daedalus are two e-celebrities about to graduate from the alt-right. Before graduating, they want to party and lose their virginity, but their plan proves harder than expected
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I Am Spartacus
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩@kunley_drukpa
“I’m Spartacus”
“I’m Spartacus”
“No you’re not. Get lost, I’m not an idiot. That’s Spartacus over there - I’ve got the leaked DMs to prove it. He’s a graduate of the Lyceum in Athens and gets funding from Crassus. He’s a total astroturf. You’re all morons for following him.”
“I’m Spartacus”
“No you’re not. Get lost, I’m not an idiot. That’s Spartacus over there - I’ve got the leaked DMs to prove it. He’s a graduate of the Lyceum in Athens and gets funding from Crassus. He’s a total astroturf. You’re all morons for following him.”
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Define ‘Sleeping with the Fishes’
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Kantbot meets the Griffin Family
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