been reading lots of tweets about straight boy wei ying and I can't...

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34 views Sep 05, 2024 ~2 min read
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been reading lots of tweets about straight boy wei ying and I can't help but see the potential for angst there!
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Like, imagine, he's in college, he wants to have the full experience TM, so he goes out, drinks a lot, goes home with some girls he meets at the bar, and, without a fault, calls lwj for "moral support" while hiding in the bathroom, every time!
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The first time it happens lwj almost hangs up on him, but since he's had a crush on wei ying for as long as he can remember, plus he's horny, he allows himself the dignity to lying to himself and tells himself he's being a supportive friends as he talks sweet nothing in wwx's ear
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on the phone to get him in the mood for the girl.
So, yeah, this keeps happening, and every time it takes all of wwx's will power not to come in his pants then and there with lwj and then he quickly does the did with the girl while replaying what lwj said in his head in a loop
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Until one day, he just has enough. LWJ is talking to him and he's in the mood and all but then the girl knocks on the door and speaks to him (asks if he's alive in there) and her voice breaks the spell and wwx... crashes, he starts to hyperventilate
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he begins to ask himself what the hell he's been doing. Why can't he do this without lwj? What is wrong with him?
He doesn't realize that he's actually saying these things out loud and lwj's voice changes tone immediately, he asks "wei ying what is wrong?"
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but at this point, wwx is almost full on having a panic attack and the girl is worried and threatening to call someone and long story short wwx manages to tell lwj where he is, lwj comes to get him. They talk. Wwx realizes he is not straight and they get married. THE END
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