BURNER PHONE: Rey just wants to do her job and wipe the company...

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BURNER PHONE:

Rey just wants to do her job and wipe the company phones so they can be reprogrammed. A certain mystery man is not helping.

[an epistolary reylo au]

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Higher powers are appealed to

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*hacker voice* she’s in
[4 screenshots. Start top left.]

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*jaws theme*

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Thirsttttt

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woops.

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"thanks in advance for your prompt attention to these matters"

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he played himSELF

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*heavy breathing*

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😭😭

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bad news

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Enhance

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Cause of death pt 1

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Cause of death pt 2

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Reports indicate she’s still cursing to this day

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What could go wrong

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EXACTLY WHAT YOU THOUGHT

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another loving FO relationship

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a brief detour

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someone's up early with an ice cold glass of facts

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The pains of being drunk at heart

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“Oh my god”

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*jaws theme intensifies*

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don't ask if you don't want the answer

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cryptic bullshit

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true to my experience in corporate america: everything is a goddamn FARCE

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Guess who can’t keep secrets at FOE? (Literally anyone)

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404 Kylo Ren not found

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😱

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Boy I sure hope an unexpected development doesn’t ruin Kylo’s carefully constructed plan to break the truth to her gently

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Incognito mode

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don't ask if you don't want the answer pt. 2

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“Weather concerns”

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Cause of death: heart emoji + crushing anxiety

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Finn makes a valiant attempt. Rose doesn’t try even a little bit.

(POV order: Rey, Finn, Finn)

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Poll: did he fall out of his chair or did he fall out of his chair

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*sweating*

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BRAAAAACE

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Finn’s dad mode has a hairpin trigger

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📉📉📉

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what an evening

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FELLAS-

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a *billion* thank yous to @LinearAO3  and @caseydoesfandom for the assist on this one

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Bonus:

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good morning to everyone except Snoke

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Missing in (re)action

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A risky move, Cotton.

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🆗

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#justgirlythings

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🔪🍧

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eyes everywhere

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A matter of some urgency. Please advise.

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😏😏😏

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a sternly worded missive

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Rock and a hard place 😏

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She instantly calculated how many ninento switches that would buy her

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working from home

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Extracurricular dumbassery

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how to flirt with Rey 101

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Also something is wrong with my iCloud system so now @caseydoesfandom is texting my dialogue to me because she is my TRUE FRIEND

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her reputation precedes her

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for the record @destiniesfic sent me this email to rey's linkedin email deadass in character unprompted and i was so shook i screamed out LOUD

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good morning guess who just had a heart attack it's REY waking up in her boss' bed to a linkedin direct message

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Guess who did not stay for breakfast at Kylo’s house because she has a JOB INTERVIEW

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Good morning he’s SOFT

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GOOD morning HES STRESSED

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just another day at the office for the 10th floor team

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she should really update her gmail

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*rey in her car screaming along to don't stop believing on the way back to the office*

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Someone help him

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WOMP THERE IT IS

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Turns out there’s one (1) thing Rey will *only* say in person.

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one time skip later, and Burner Phone has come to a close :) Thank you so much for reading!!!

OK LOVE U BYE -xoVi

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Please check out my other published work on Ao3! archiveofourown.org/users/Violetwi…

If you enjoyed Burner Phone you will probably like my fluffy oneshots ;)

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I have no immediate plans to get this on Ao3 (i'm so sorry, but I don't have the time/energy to do the coding for the skin) but you can read the whole thread in one place HERE: threadreaderapp.com/thread/1108028…
Except in translation & with permission, please don't repost

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okay last thing: thank you so much to @commandercait, @destiniesfic & @ashesforfoxes for the love/pep talks, and @caseydoesfandom and @LinearAO3 for the plot help and ideas. If you're looking for other innovative story tellers to follow, GO TO THEM THEY'RE GREAT.

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@commandercait @destiniesfic @ashesforfoxes @caseydoesfandom @LinearAO3 Just want to (belatedly) link this tutorial here in case you read this and get to the end and want to make your own! Happy text fic'ing!

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@commandercait @destiniesfic @ashesforfoxes @caseydoesfandom @LinearAO3 An extra!

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