The media are so pathetic. In the closing days of my campaign, I...

Not at baggage claim...IN THE TERMINAL. You have to be a ticketed passenger to be there. Not only did the media figure out what flight I was on, they bought a plane ticket & went through security just so they could get in the terminal to get a shot of me returning from my totally not secret press blitz. I had that weird freak Noah Goldberg at the El Segundo Times stalking and texting my parents, stalking the manager of my favorite Mexican restaurant asking what kind of tacos I like to order. They were breaking into my property in the Palisades, leaving notes on my airstream...I couldn't breathe without these people filming me.
Where the fuck are those journalists with Talarico? Does this not reveal how corrupt and biased these people are that there's NOBODY. Not a single pap hunting down this story? Let's just pretend he actually does have the world's longest case of the flu...not a single journalist is working this story? It's just "oh well his awful advisors told us this, so it's true! Guess I'll just go home and do a report on a water-skiing squirrel!"
You don't hate these people enough.
