- Be Hunter Biden - You’re in rooftop pool of Petite Hermitage in...
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Aug 29, 2026
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- Be Hunter Biden
- You’re in rooftop pool of Petite Hermitage in West Hollywood drunk and doing crack at 49 years old
- have group of strangers give you their hot blonde friends number, almost 20 years your junior, and say you must call her and meet her
- you pretend to remember her number, but don’t. You return to the pool and the friend insists you write it down on your hand
- call her drunk at 2am and then again the next morning. She, and her friends, claim not to know who you are.
- meet her for drinks that night. tell you her love her within minutes
- you instantly move in with her
- she nurses you back to health somehow “intuitively” knowing how to titrate your alcohol use down bit by bit over the course of a month.
- she calls in home visit doctors (which apparently exist) to medicate and monitor you when necessary
- all this occurs just in time for you to sober up before father’s campaign for president of the United States
- write book about your miraculous sober journey, go on speaking tour advising others on how to get sober just like you
A relatable story of grit and determination if I’ve ever heard one
- You’re in rooftop pool of Petite Hermitage in West Hollywood drunk and doing crack at 49 years old
- have group of strangers give you their hot blonde friends number, almost 20 years your junior, and say you must call her and meet her
- you pretend to remember her number, but don’t. You return to the pool and the friend insists you write it down on your hand
- call her drunk at 2am and then again the next morning. She, and her friends, claim not to know who you are.
- meet her for drinks that night. tell you her love her within minutes
- you instantly move in with her
- she nurses you back to health somehow “intuitively” knowing how to titrate your alcohol use down bit by bit over the course of a month.
- she calls in home visit doctors (which apparently exist) to medicate and monitor you when necessary
- all this occurs just in time for you to sober up before father’s campaign for president of the United States
- write book about your miraculous sober journey, go on speaking tour advising others on how to get sober just like you
A relatable story of grit and determination if I’ve ever heard one