@sirichkirby ↔ @NotUncleColin ↔ @SpectorMark conversation

@sirichkirby
Simon Kirby ⭐️⭐️@sirichkirby
8 views Jul 26, 2026 ~3 min read
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@sirichkirby
Simon Kirby ⭐️⭐️@sirichkirby
To all opposition fans not understanding why players are signing for Chelsea after finishing 10th last season, in 1995 the best player I have seen play for the club signed after we finished 11th, 8 years before we were formed. Short memories seem in vogue.
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@NotUncleColin
CFC_Crabs@NotUncleColin
8 years before we were formed? What an insufferable splinter you must be… haven’t read such rubbish from a fan in ages. You’re probably divorced too.
@SpectorMark
𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛@SpectorMark
You completely missed the irony/joke/sarcasm. Way, way over your head.

And the fact that you missed it and threw in a personal insult makes this just sad.

The rubbish is on you.
@sirichkirby
Simon Kirby ⭐️⭐️@sirichkirby
I am happily married to be fair.

Not so much an insult as an inaccurate statement.

Not sure why being divorced comes from mind but as anyone who has met my wife will testify she’s fabulous.
@sirichkirby
Simon Kirby ⭐️⭐️@sirichkirby
🤔🤔🫡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NotUncleColin
CFC_Crabs@NotUncleColin
Can’t see the comment you replied to as the accounts locked. Don’t care. 24hours on and I still stand by my comment. The way you wrote yours wasn’t sarcasm. Had you added an emote at the end then maybe. Just accept it and learn from it. I called you out and I was right. Again.
@SpectorMark
𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛@SpectorMark
Let me try to help you.

He referenced 1995 when talking about Gullit. Do you know who that is?

Then he said it was 8 years before the club was born. Here’s the part where your brain should have helped: 8 years on from 1995 is 2003. You claim to be a Chelsea supporter so you should know this………what important event happened to the club in 2003 that gets pointed to as a beginning?

You didn’t need an “emote” to get the sarcasm. You just needed a working brain.
@NotUncleColin
CFC_Crabs@NotUncleColin
Mate. You’re kidding right?? Ofcourse I knew that. That’s why I got annoyed at the post. Being an international fan, we cop so much shit from you lot being called plastic that only joined when Roman bought the club. We cop it from legacy fans all the time. 1/2
@NotUncleColin
CFC_Crabs@NotUncleColin
Then this smartarse comment is made with no hint of humor and it came across as another dig at fans who started supporting the club around that time. I was 18 years old when I started supporting Chelsea in 2000. I never followed them for the glory, but it came anyway. Respect us
@NotUncleColin
CFC_Crabs@NotUncleColin
I could’ve gone for United but chose not to. Instead of being welcomed to the club, I’ve been constantly ridiculed by you lot coz I wasn’t born an bred from SW6. Get my point now cunt?
@SpectorMark
𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛@SpectorMark
I wasn’t born & bred in SW6. I interact with several others who weren’t. Reactions to posts have little to do with the geography they originate from. They have everything to do with content.

One of the fantastic things about Chelsea is how welcoming the community is to outsiders when you make an effort to interact smartly. Over the years, I’ve enjoyed relationships with some fantastic long time Chelsea supporters, several of which have important affiliations to the club.

It wasn’t difficult to work out what was meant by “1995 and 8 years later”. But your reply to a passionate long time supporter was combative and insulting. I suggest that your attitude and the way you interact with people is the reason you get ridiculed, not where you’re from.
@NotUncleColin
CFC_Crabs@NotUncleColin
Rubbish. You’re all a bunch of pompous clowns who think you’re better than us. Welcoming you are not!
Enough now. What’s been said has been said. Nothing to gain by trying to explain.
@sirichkirby
Simon Kirby ⭐️⭐️@sirichkirby
Should I now disown all the many people I interact with from overseas now? Some of whom have become very good friends. Sorry @maxshapnik you’re toast mate.
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