#bkdk #dkbk Kats: Izuku, you have to study. Izu: Yeah, I know, but...

Kats: Izuku, you have to study.
Izu: Yeah, I know, but have you seen this fanfic?!
Kats: *side-eyes*
Izu: It's not about All Might and One for All, I swear!
Kats: istg, if that's about—
Izu: Not erasermight also!
Kats: What ship is it?
Izu: Oh... you know...
Izu: What?! Of course not! I've already finished reading all 1,874 fanfics under their ship tag!
Kats: *staring flatly at the other* Really?
Izu: *pouts*
Izu: *blushes* it's not... an All Might ship.
Kats: *raises his left eyebrow* ... not an All Might ship?
Izu: *shakes his head slowly* No...
Kats: What kinda ship did you discover this time?
Kats: You never found a good rare ship. How questionable is it?
Izu: *couldn't look at Katsuki's eyes*
Kats: Izuku, *deep breaths* please tell me it's nothing like the endeavor and that muscular shit rare ship.
Kats: *glares* If you make me read an Endeavor × Muscular fanfic again where we have no fucking clue who does this and who does that, I'm skinning you alive.
Izu: *laughing* Not them, not them!
Izu: Wait, wait!
Kats: Two.
Izu: Okay, okay! I'll tell you, stop counting!
Kats: *stares at the other*
Izu: yknow I was reading this cute fanfic about stain and all might with all for one as the second lead when I found this, uh, rare ship in the tags...
Kats: Just tell me the fucking ship, Izuku!
Izu: DETECTIVE TSUKAUCHI AND KUROGIRI!
Kats: *stares blankly at Izuku*
Izu: What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Izu: It does! And with Aizawa-sensei as the second lead?! It's so good, Kacchan! The angst!!!
Kats: The fuck you mean?! How?
Izu: Well, they caught Kurogiri, and Aizawa-sensei was trying to bring back his old friend and
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They didn't do any studying that night because Izuku forced Katsuki to read the fanfic with him.
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End.
I'm sorry. Byeee~
