#bkdk #ktdk k//acchako “If you cheat on me I’ll sleep with your...
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Aug 28, 2026
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#bkdk #ktdk k//acchako
“If you cheat on me I’ll sleep with your best friend.” She said confidently and matter of factly.
Katsuki paused hard. They weren’t dating, they’d just hung out a few times. Why the fuck would she even say that if they HAD been dating?
“If you cheat on me I’ll sleep with your best friend.” She said confidently and matter of factly.
Katsuki paused hard. They weren’t dating, they’d just hung out a few times. Why the fuck would she even say that if they HAD been dating?
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“What the fuck?” He says, honestly floored by her audacity.
She’s smug. “So yeah, I would in a heartbeat. Don’t cheat.”
Kirishima is actively planning his fantasy wedding with Mina, Katsuki knows this cause the idiot won’t shut up about it.
He has creative journals.
She’s smug. “So yeah, I would in a heartbeat. Don’t cheat.”
Kirishima is actively planning his fantasy wedding with Mina, Katsuki knows this cause the idiot won’t shut up about it.
He has creative journals.
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Ochako is a really cool gal, but Katsuki had honestly been working up the courage to ask her for her friend Izuku’s number.
So when she leaves, he decides fuck her, and asks someone else.
Katsuki: You got greenie’s num?
Shouto: Hello Bakugou *pets cat* I’ve been waiting
So when she leaves, he decides fuck her, and asks someone else.
Katsuki: You got greenie’s num?
Shouto: Hello Bakugou *pets cat* I’ve been waiting
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Katsuki: Gimme his fucking number weird ass.
Needless to say Ochako is furious when she sees the two cuddled up in the campus cafe, all blushing and sharing cheek kisses.
“What the fuck?!”
Katsuki stares. “Um, excuse me…”
Needless to say Ochako is furious when she sees the two cuddled up in the campus cafe, all blushing and sharing cheek kisses.
“What the fuck?!”
Katsuki stares. “Um, excuse me…”
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“I told you if you cheated on me—”
“One, we weren’t fucking dating idiot. We were hanging out as goddamn friends. Two, who the absolute fuck says that to someone they ARE dating? What’s wrong with you?!
“One, we weren’t fucking dating idiot. We were hanging out as goddamn friends. Two, who the absolute fuck says that to someone they ARE dating? What’s wrong with you?!
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Three, Kirishima is so in love with Mina he’d run you over with his car without even noticing to simply say good morning to her.”
She’s fuming. “Izuku is my friend! How could you do this! You knew I liked you!”
She’s fuming. “Izuku is my friend! How could you do this! You knew I liked you!”
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Katsuki looked honestly flabbergasted at how she was running in circles and missing the point.
“Izuku is an adult and can make his own decisions. No I didn’t know you liked me, you’re the fucking one that said that weird shit when I thought WE were friends.”
“Izuku is an adult and can make his own decisions. No I didn’t know you liked me, you’re the fucking one that said that weird shit when I thought WE were friends.”
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Her face turned red. “Come on Izuku! This guy is an asshole!”
Izuku stayed, looking apologetic but at the same time not. “Ochako, you knew I liked Kacchan. You chose to go after him anyway after I confessed that to you. Not to mention, threatening to cheat?”
Izuku stayed, looking apologetic but at the same time not. “Ochako, you knew I liked Kacchan. You chose to go after him anyway after I confessed that to you. Not to mention, threatening to cheat?”
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She huffed and left in a dramatic exit.
Katsuki rolled his eyes, pulling Izuku into his lap and their study notes closer. “Aaaaanyways, you’re gonna ace this test baby.”
Katsuki rolled his eyes, pulling Izuku into his lap and their study notes closer. “Aaaaanyways, you’re gonna ace this test baby.”
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Another one very loosely based off an AITA podcast read. FTU if you wanna tweak it or do something with it!
Another one very loosely based off an AITA podcast read. FTU if you wanna tweak it or do something with it!
