Katsuki honestly doesn't know why he lets his so-called friends...
☆ stelly ☆@animlcrisscross
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Aug 04, 2026
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Katsuki honestly doesn't know why he lets his so-called friends drag him out to these sorts of bullshit. Let alone why he invited that annoying as fucking goddamn hell—
“Oh my god! Like thankies so much for inviting me out, Bakugo. I like, love the mall!”
“Oh my god! Like thankies so much for inviting me out, Bakugo. I like, love the mall!”
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Tags: Fluff, Misunderstandings, Bakugo and Camie Friendship, Established Krbk, Forced Date, Protective Kirishima Eijiro, Light Angst
C0missi0n from @/cookiecrispslost! <3
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/54261883
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Tags: Fluff, Misunderstandings, Bakugo and Camie Friendship, Established Krbk, Forced Date, Protective Kirishima Eijiro, Light Angst
C0missi0n from @/cookiecrispslost! <3
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/54261883
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Katsuki clenched his jaw, his fists so clenched that his knuckles turned white.
“I didn't fuc—”
“Yup! That's our Blasty! So nice and considerate!” Denki chimed in, coming next to him to bump him on the hip.
“I didn't fuc—”
“Yup! That's our Blasty! So nice and considerate!” Denki chimed in, coming next to him to bump him on the hip.
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“Stop fucking touching me!” He growled, bumping Denki back as hard as he could.
“Ouch, my man!”
“Ouch!” He mocked, knowing he was being immature but—ugh!
“Aw, so adorbs! You guys are like total bros!” Blondie said, laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world.
“Ouch, my man!”
“Ouch!” He mocked, knowing he was being immature but—ugh!
“Aw, so adorbs! You guys are like total bros!” Blondie said, laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world.
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Dammit all to hell…why did he agree to this? Stupid Pinky had begged and begged him to invite that stupid transformer chick that he was working with for the provisional license exam. He doesn't even know how her goddamn number ended up on his phone.
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But Pinky had whined and whined and practically cried about it so to get her to fuck off he finally said yes.
“For sure! Blasty man is one of my best friends!” Denki grinned.
“Can you fuck off, Dunce Face?” He said through clenched teeth.
“For sure! Blasty man is one of my best friends!” Denki grinned.
“Can you fuck off, Dunce Face?” He said through clenched teeth.
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“Alright, my good man. I get it, I get it. Time alone.” Denki winked at him, and he wanted to take his face in his hands and explode it.
“So, bestie, where’s your cutie friend Ashido?” Camie asked.
“Pinky is with Tape Arms—uh, Sero.”
“So, bestie, where’s your cutie friend Ashido?” Camie asked.
“Pinky is with Tape Arms—uh, Sero.”
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“Oh my god, slay acid queen! I so get that whole tall and lanky thing, ya know?”
Katsuki shook his head, “What are you even fucking saying?”
“Sero! The one with legs for days? How long have they been a thing?”
“Huh?”
“It's okay! You can give me the tea!”
Katsuki shook his head, “What are you even fucking saying?”
“Sero! The one with legs for days? How long have they been a thing?”
“Huh?”
“It's okay! You can give me the tea!”
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“Oh! Sero and I aren't together!” chirped Mina, coming from behind him.
“Omg! Babe, you should totes snatch that up!”
And thank fucking god, Katsuki finally took that as his cue to leave.
“Omg! Babe, you should totes snatch that up!”
And thank fucking god, Katsuki finally took that as his cue to leave.
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From the corner of his eye, he saw that Eijiro was talking to Denki about some bullshit that made them flail their arms around like idiots, so he started to speed up his steps. He was almost away from earshot of the two until—
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“Don't fucking tug on my arm! Holy shit, Raccoon Eyes!” Katsuki hissed as Mina pulled him back towards her, linking their arms together as he was forced between her and Blondie.
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Of course, because they were practically twins in fucking annoying ass energy, Camie linked his left arm with hers.
“Such a gentleman!” Mina beamed, “You know, Blasty always tutors us after school? I've been picking up my grades! So nice, right?
“Such a gentleman!” Mina beamed, “You know, Blasty always tutors us after school? I've been picking up my grades! So nice, right?
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He makes study sheets for all of us!”
“That's totally a vibe! I wish I had a study buddy. School is like so exhausting.”
“Aw, I bet Bakugo could help you study sometime. Right, Bakubabe?”
“Bakubabe! That's an adorbs nickname.”
“That's totally a vibe! I wish I had a study buddy. School is like so exhausting.”
“Aw, I bet Bakugo could help you study sometime. Right, Bakubabe?”
“Bakubabe! That's an adorbs nickname.”
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“He also cooks! Like the best. Some days he makes us all lunch and doesn't even eat any himself.”
Camie smiled, “Sweetness!”
“And you know his best friend Kiri?”
“Oh! The hot redhead over there? I think Bakubabe would talk about him sometimes during training.”
Camie smiled, “Sweetness!”
“And you know his best friend Kiri?”
“Oh! The hot redhead over there? I think Bakubabe would talk about him sometimes during training.”
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Katsuki felt his shoulders get stiff, his face heating, “Oi, don't call—don't call me that bullshit!”
He was, of course, ignored, “Yeah! It's so cute! They're like—inseparable. Always working out and stuff. He's always making sure Kiri is taken care of too, you know?”
He was, of course, ignored, “Yeah! It's so cute! They're like—inseparable. Always working out and stuff. He's always making sure Kiri is taken care of too, you know?”
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Camie smiled at him, “That’s so valid. We love a man who takes care of his friends and himself!”
“You two are gonna give me a damn headache.” He rolled his eyes, letting himself be led to whatever store the girls wanted to go to.
“You two are gonna give me a damn headache.” He rolled his eyes, letting himself be led to whatever store the girls wanted to go to.
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Mina squealed as Camie walked out of the dressing room. He didn’t understand why he couldn’t go to the other side where Eijiro was, but it was not like he wanted to shop at this stupid store anyway.
Mina squealed as Camie walked out of the dressing room. He didn’t understand why he couldn’t go to the other side where Eijiro was, but it was not like he wanted to shop at this stupid store anyway.
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He had just come with Eijiro last week and treated himself to some shirts, and even bought the matching hoodies the moron had wanted.
He was pushed to the small seat outside the dressing rooms like that didn’t make him look like a fucking creeper.
He was pushed to the small seat outside the dressing rooms like that didn’t make him look like a fucking creeper.
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He sighed, crossing his legs and resting his elbow on his knee, feeling this funny feeling in his chest that wouldn’t go away.
“Bakugo! What do you think?” Mina asked, gesturing towards the dressing rooms.
“Bakugo! What do you think?” Mina asked, gesturing towards the dressing rooms.
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“What?” He complained, rolling his eyes. His mom was right, they were probably gonna fall out of his head today.
“Of Camie! Her outfit.”
“Isn’t it so adorbs?”
“Is that the only damn word you know?”
“Bakugo!” Mina chastised like some stupid mom.
“Of Camie! Her outfit.”
“Isn’t it so adorbs?”
“Is that the only damn word you know?”
“Bakugo!” Mina chastised like some stupid mom.
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“What?! I don’t care about fucking outfits and crap!”
“Aren’t your parents fashion designers?” Camie asked, not sounding offended in the slightest. He was sure she thought his moods were “funny”, as she’d said before.
“How the hell do you even know that?”
“Aren’t your parents fashion designers?” Camie asked, not sounding offended in the slightest. He was sure she thought his moods were “funny”, as she’d said before.
“How the hell do you even know that?”
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“I told her, you got a problem with that?” Mina challenged with a cross of her arms.
“Pinky, I don't give one crap.” He sighed, already feeling like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die. Why the fucking hell doesn't anyone leave him alone today? Well, except Eijiro.
“Pinky, I don't give one crap.” He sighed, already feeling like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die. Why the fucking hell doesn't anyone leave him alone today? Well, except Eijiro.
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He doesn’t think he’s talked to him this whole damn trip.
“Well, you need to be—”
“Ugh! Leave me the fuck alone, Mina!” He shouted, getting some stares from the workers.
“Well, you need to be—”
“Ugh! Leave me the fuck alone, Mina!” He shouted, getting some stares from the workers.
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“Hey, hey hey!” Denki said suddenly, coming from the left of him. “I think Blasty over here wants some alone time with his friend Camie.”
“What? No, I—”
Eijiro came to his side, placing a hand on his shoulder.
“What? No, I—”
Eijiro came to his side, placing a hand on his shoulder.
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But he pulled away almost automatically, a blush spilling on his face.
“Hey, Kats. You okay?” He asked in a voice so gentle.
He never had to hide things with Eijiro, so he sighed, shaking his head subtly.
“Hey, Kats. You okay?” He asked in a voice so gentle.
He never had to hide things with Eijiro, so he sighed, shaking his head subtly.
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“There's a bookstore nearby with some manga. Wanna go see?” Eijiro offered, his smile making his stomach jump. “We can get away for a little and…”
That sounded fucking perfect. Maybe they could get away with leaving the whole day.
That sounded fucking perfect. Maybe they could get away with leaving the whole day.
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He knew he was probably pouting at him as they locked gazes. Fuck, Eijiro always had this thing about him that made him so…
Eijiro nodded, “Hey, Denks, Sero. Katsuki and I—”
“Kirishima!” Denki hissed, widening his eyes.
“What?” Eijiro almost sounded annoyed.
Eijiro nodded, “Hey, Denks, Sero. Katsuki and I—”
“Kirishima!” Denki hissed, widening his eyes.
“What?” Eijiro almost sounded annoyed.
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He had to smile at that.
“Uh—you were gonna go to the food court with me and Sero.”
“Yum! Food! I am so starving.” Camie said.
“Food! Perfect!” Mina chimed in.
“Why don’t we go ahead? You girls can catch up with us later.” Sero said with a smile, then whispered,
“Uh—you were gonna go to the food court with me and Sero.”
“Yum! Food! I am so starving.” Camie said.
“Food! Perfect!” Mina chimed in.
“Why don’t we go ahead? You girls can catch up with us later.” Sero said with a smile, then whispered,
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“Dude. Denks. Chill a little.”
Katsuki let himself exhale, already getting up.
Mina jumped, “But! Camie is still changing. And I'm hungry. Why don't you stay with her Bakugo?”
“Hey, if Katsuki doesn't want to—”
Katsuki let himself exhale, already getting up.
Mina jumped, “But! Camie is still changing. And I'm hungry. Why don't you stay with her Bakugo?”
“Hey, if Katsuki doesn't want to—”
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But Eijiro didn't even get to finish, and Katsuki was for sure going to explode something as Mina pulled him away and he was left like an idiot standing outside a dressing room with someone he didn't even talk to. How fucking annoying. Didn't Mina want to hang out with Blondie?
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Why the hell does he have to be her goddamn babysitter? And what was Denki’s deal?
Well, there was nothing he could do about it for now. And he wasn't a complete asshole who just would ditch someone who just had the luck of being forced to do shit with his weird-ass friends.
Well, there was nothing he could do about it for now. And he wasn't a complete asshole who just would ditch someone who just had the luck of being forced to do shit with his weird-ass friends.
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Maybe he even felt a little bad for her.
“Hey, Bakubabe! Thanks for waiting. You're such a green flag!” She brought her hands to her lips and threw him a kiss.
Katsuki wanted to die.
“Hey, Bakubabe! Thanks for waiting. You're such a green flag!” She brought her hands to her lips and threw him a kiss.
Katsuki wanted to die.
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-to be continued-
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Link to the top!
Also on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/54261883
Link to the top!
Also on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/54261883
☆ stelly ☆@animlcrisscross
Katsuki honestly doesn't know why he lets his so-called friends drag him out to these sorts of bullshit. Let alone why he invited that annoying as fucking goddamn hell—
“Oh my god! Like thankies so much for inviting me out, Bakugo. I like, love the mall!”
“Oh my god! Like thankies so much for inviting me out, Bakugo. I like, love the mall!”
