Obligatory 2024 predictions thread For the sake of entertainment,...

For the sake of entertainment, I'll focus on slightly more contrarian ones.
My top 5 below
Part of the ETH community will turn on Vitalik. I think we see an anti-Vitalik faction form / gain traction.
It pains me to write this, and I hope I'm wrong.
If we get an ETF approval, it will initially be celebrated but later resented. l'll let people guess as to why.
I think either Biden or Trump will not be included in the 2024 general election. And I think it's even possible we see *neither* candidate included.
The dollar size of defi exploits in 2024 will be smaller than previous years.
I think at least 50% of defi exploits were inside jobs.
And with the diminishing availbility of mixers / non-KYC offramps, it's harder to pull off inside jobs.
Many are calling for the top in AI. But the AI run is just starting. AI related tokens will outperform all else.
We will see a lot of AI acquisitions from big web 3 companies. Exchanges, wallets, protocols, etc.
We will see an unprecedented exploit against a large custodial service like a wallet or exchange.
The cause will be comical, not sophistication.
I think many of you will finally hit your networth goal and maybe even get a girlfriend. 2024 will be kind to those who aren't greedy and take profits often (hint).
Have a safe New Years Eve my friends.