placements that could show that someone isn't that good in bed : a...
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Sep 30, 2026
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placements that could show that someone isn't that good in bed : a (not to take seriously) thread
✨sextrology of bad sex✨
✨sextrology of bad sex✨
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aries placements in men = they will cum WAY TOO FAST in most cases, like fr these mfs cannot wait 30 seconds and will tell you 'omg I was too excited' lmaoooooo
don't say I didn't warn you
don't say I didn't warn you
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mars-saturn aspects = could make someone need a VERY long time to cum and while it can be good, it can also be horrible esp in the case of one-night stands (or just wanting some quick fun)
depends on they handle it tho but 1 hour of penetration? rip to the receiving one lol
depends on they handle it tho but 1 hour of penetration? rip to the receiving one lol
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people with a combination of fire signs (esp aries) and gemini in the chart could want to only go faster faster faster - and also changing positions so fast you'll feel like you're a fucking crepe in a pan
bitch, let me breathe????
bitch, let me breathe????
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men with a debilitated mars = it's not bad per se but they'll make love to you on the first link then will act like you're the clingy one
only way they found to express their emotional and vulnerable side is sex and will resent you for it (yes, that's the irony)
only way they found to express their emotional and vulnerable side is sex and will resent you for it (yes, that's the irony)
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mars-mercury aspects think they can choke you and that it's hot but it just feels like they're trying to kill you lmaoooo (no but really wth is wrong with y'all??? be nice lol)
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the combination of taurus and virgo placements can really ruin the mood always talking about how this or this isn't clean, how the room isn't nice enough and stuff
the Bree van de Kamp of sex fr lmaoooooo
the Bree van de Kamp of sex fr lmaoooooo
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also, stay away from people w cancer and leo placements that think they're dominant in bed
they'll just throw a fit if you don't let them do whatever they want and will ruin the mood like a toddler not getting candies for dinner
(the dominant mood is for saturnian/pluto dom)
they'll just throw a fit if you don't let them do whatever they want and will ruin the mood like a toddler not getting candies for dinner
(the dominant mood is for saturnian/pluto dom)
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gemini placements might think they're good at dirty talk but honestly y'all need to practice it more : it's not about making weird jokes or sexual comments that were getting you some in high school lmaooooo step up ur game pls
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also I'm very sorry for this one but leo placements y'all need to invest in some chewing-gums to keep near your bed because your bad breath in the morning???? no morning sex for y'all like this
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another one for taurus and virgo placements being annoying is why y'all don't want to kiss someone that just gave you oral sex ??? sex is about having fun, get a grip omg
your mouth isn't that precious PLS
your mouth isn't that precious PLS
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this one is for pisces placements and people w a strong neptune: don't treat people like a precious little thing, some of us want to be fucked like a whore
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virgo and libra placements will act that all they care about is making me cum then will cry if you're not taking care of them only for hours after that lmaooooo
no, it wasn't disinterested and selfless
no, it wasn't disinterested and selfless