Clingy drunk Bakugo this clingy drunk Deku that WHAT ABOUT FLIRTY...
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Sep 21, 2026
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Clingy drunk Bakugo this clingy drunk Deku that WHAT ABOUT FLIRTY FIGHTING DRUNK BKDK HUH?! CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CHAOS
Bkg: I'D LIKE TO POUND YOU DOWN
Deku: POUND ME DOWN THEN YOU COWARD
Kami in tears: WHY ARE THEY KISSING I THOUGHT BY POUND THEY MEANT FIGHT. A FIGHT
Bkg: I'D LIKE TO POUND YOU DOWN
Deku: POUND ME DOWN THEN YOU COWARD
Kami in tears: WHY ARE THEY KISSING I THOUGHT BY POUND THEY MEANT FIGHT. A FIGHT
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Bkdk: *punching and fighting*
Bakusquad: Yeah, we're not stopping that. You guys go.
Dekusquad: US?! Are you guys nuts? The one we're with has 7 quirks! You go.
Bakusquad: Well OURS fires explosions!
Shouto: Let me handle this.
Bakusquad: Yeah, we're not stopping that. You guys go.
Dekusquad: US?! Are you guys nuts? The one we're with has 7 quirks! You go.
Bakusquad: Well OURS fires explosions!
Shouto: Let me handle this.
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Shouto: The truth is I've been in l--
Bkg: *hears* fuCK OFF *kisses Deku*
*dispells the fight*
Kiri: We've stop the fight but they're all over e/o. We stopped the town from destruction but at what cost
Jiro: This is like seeing your parents get all lovey dovey I can't take it
Bkg: *hears* fuCK OFF *kisses Deku*
*dispells the fight*
Kiri: We've stop the fight but they're all over e/o. We stopped the town from destruction but at what cost
Jiro: This is like seeing your parents get all lovey dovey I can't take it
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Dekusquad: So... who's gonna take them home?
Bakusquad: gods. They're kissing each other's fists whenever it hits their faces..
Uraraka: I don't want to go through that nightmare of trying to separate them when going home
Everyone gets a chill from their spine except for Tdrk.
Bakusquad: gods. They're kissing each other's fists whenever it hits their faces..
Uraraka: I don't want to go through that nightmare of trying to separate them when going home
Everyone gets a chill from their spine except for Tdrk.
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Everyone turns their heads to Tdrk: *puppy eye faces*
Tdrk deadpan: I've never liked dogs.
Iida: We've used Tdrk card anyway. I doubted he'd say yes.
Mina: So what now...?
Kami: Guys...
Kiri: They just took down a tree...
WhAT?!
Tdrk deadpan: I've never liked dogs.
Iida: We've used Tdrk card anyway. I doubted he'd say yes.
Mina: So what now...?
Kami: Guys...
Kiri: They just took down a tree...
WhAT?!
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Iida: StOP THEM.
Jiro: Why is Deku bringing out his blackwhip?
Uraraka, pales: Oh no...
Sero: They're not...
Deku ties the tree with his blackwhip and around his waist while Bakugo drukenly removes some branches and rides the tree.
Iida: STOP THEM!
Jiro: Why is Deku bringing out his blackwhip?
Uraraka, pales: Oh no...
Sero: They're not...
Deku ties the tree with his blackwhip and around his waist while Bakugo drukenly removes some branches and rides the tree.
Iida: STOP THEM!
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It was too late. The idiots took off like santa...
Tdrk: Midoriya has always told me he loved Christmas trees
Sero: Bakugo told me he'd love to give someone one
The squads looked among themselves defeated. But they connected to one thing: never tell bkdk what happened.
Tdrk: Midoriya has always told me he loved Christmas trees
Sero: Bakugo told me he'd love to give someone one
The squads looked among themselves defeated. But they connected to one thing: never tell bkdk what happened.
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When bkdk woke up to see their apartment building on the news with a tall tree on the roof, with the landlord laughing his ass off on their doorstep, they knew they were in trouble.