#wangxian College AU with slutty Wei Ying is /thirsty/ but thinks...

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“Aahh I really need to fuck!” WY said, gripping his head and tossing his textbook aside. NHS, his roommate, looked up at him:
“I thought you had a date last week?”
“It sucks to be you, bro.” NHS, always the supportive friend, simply stated and went back to texting.
“Tinder?” He asked but WY huffed:
NHS snickered:
“A dick is not worth it.”
“Uh. Didn’t you tell me you matched with Lan WangJi?” NHs says, texting on his phone and ignoring WY daily tantrum.
“Lan WangJi?” WY asks.
“The guy from the music department.”
“Ahhh! Lan Zhan, the guqin player!! Yeah, we did. Texted a little too.” WY says, remembering the pretty guy he matched on tinder.
“It didn’t work out?” NHS asked and WY shook his head sadly:
“With that baby face? He will probably cry in bed with me!”
“Uh, are we talking about the same Lan WangJi?”
“Tall, broad, golden eyes Lan WangJi? Pretty sure it’s him. And yeah, he has this bitch face going on but the little I texted him, he was pretty respectable and all.” WY sighed again.
“That’s precisely the problem. He’s all polite and a gentleman!!” WY kicks his feet and cover his face with a pillow.
“He looks sweet but I am not exactly into politeness!!”
“I like them mean, huaisang!! He would probably wax poetry and taste like vanilla…”
It was sad but it was honestly an act of terrorism to try another failed fucking…
“But he does like you, Wei-Xiong…”
“You should give him a chance.” NHS says, after a while.
WY realized about half his good contacts started relationships. Oh god, he was really screwed.
It was a disaster! Especially after months of not being fucked properly. The realization made him angry:
“And nurse my sexual frustration with another family-oriented guy? Fuck no!”
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Turns out he had to rely on a friend of a friend of a friend who new a guy.
“How, just how is it so hard for a bottom to get an actual fucking???!!! The guy just needs to thrust!” He yelled his frustration to his friend.
“Another bad date?” NHS didn’t even look up to him, the nerve!!
NHs finally raised an eyebrow.
“You really are a whore.”
It was true but WY had a solid opinion about flowers:
“Flowers are for the dead, sangsang! Living people need dick!”
“Some Su She from the Art Dep. I was under the impression Art guys were unhinged but I spent the whole time looking at the ceiling!!!” He whined, one failed date out of chastity.
“It fucking sounded like one too. I counted how many times his voice pitched.” WY says and NHS bursted out a laugh.
“How many?!”
“Seventeen!!”
And he rolled around in tears. At least someone was having fun over his suffering.
“He asked you out again? I mean, you have to agree he is very persistent. You’re the campus whore.” His friends said and WY gasped.
“Just accept his offer. At least you’ll eat in a fancy restaurant with how loaded he is.”
“Anyway, when is the calculus test?”
“Tomorrow morning.”
It was 10:43pm.
“Oh, sweet.”
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Pulling a chair, WY whispered to NHS in the library.
“This desperate?”
“Do not judge me! I have no other choice. I am walking on a single log path. I am going insane.” He whisper-yelled, pulling his hair.
“You’re really a thirsty bitch.”
“That would be traumatizing.” NHS frowned.
“But maybe you’re judging too fast. He can surprise you…” NHS added, quite enigmatically.
“Oh please. He looks like an angel. An actual baby-faced angel. The most he can do is grab my hair and that would be unintentional.”
“Guess you’ll have to wait and see.”
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NHS doesn’t answer and WY blinks.
“Oh. You’re not reacting.”
Another second. WY’s eyes widens and he screams.
NHS snickered.
“Ah, Wei-Xiong, it was so funny hearing your thoughts!! But everyone kind of knows Lan WangJi’s reputation…”
NHS, that bitch!!!
“I didn’t!!!!”
WY blinked in confusion.
“Lan XiChen?”
“That one senior who opened that high class BDSM club you were itching to go.”
WWX fucking gagged.
“You’ve got to be kidding me.”
“I heard the Lans have a special way to show love…”
WY couldn’t believe it.
“You’re goddamn kidding me!”
WY feels like fainting.
“…And that Lan WangJi is constantly in the club.”
WY shrieks.
⛓️THE END ⛓️