My uncle on my Italian side got one of the DNA tests done and it...
💫 pro abortion anti cop 💫@queenozymandias
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Oct 12, 2026
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My uncle on my Italian side got one of the DNA tests done and it turns out they're not Italian and everyone in my family is having a mental breakdown
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My dad is yelling at his brother "WHY DID YOU DO THIS"
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Dad is currently yelling in an excessively Italian accent at his brother and my stepmom that his life has been ruined
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Currently looking at a map to try to figure out if we could be from like the Italian part of Switzerland, a thing that my father now is convinced exists
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My uncle Andy is now yodeling in the kitchen and my dad is yelling at him to shut up
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This all came up bc I had to explain to my step brother what "Joey bag a donuts" meant and it all came up
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Here's the update for those who were asking
💫 pro abortion anti cop 💫@queenozymandias
@theblerdgurl @ReignOfApril My nana is mad at my uncle and eventually just stopped talking to him and started talking about her family's history in New Jersey, and this morning told my brother to "shut it" when he brought it up again. I'm getting my dad Swiss chocolate for Christmas, he remains devastated.