UYI (@miz_uyik)

A Lady was denied entry to a restaurant because the receptionist said her clothes didn't meet the dress code. She looked at the people inside, wearing jeans and trainers, and asked what exactly was wrong with her outfit. The receptionist replied, “Management reserves the right to refuse entry.” T...

i got stuck in an elevator last Wednesday with exactly one other person: a man in a navy suit who I'd never seen before. for the first four minutes we did the classic polite silence. then the lights flickered and the elevator gave a long, tired groan. i said, "i'm sure it'll start again in a minut...