Gift (@gifttyk)

At my 20-year school reunion, the name tag had a line that said "Occupation." I wrote "Pilot." I'm an accountant. I've worked in the same grey building for 14 years. But the pen was in my hand and the tag was blank, and "accountant" looked very small on a sticker. Within ten minutes, six people ha...

A man ate 41 free hotel breakfasts without ever staying at the hotel. Every morning at 7:15, he walked into the dining room in a pressed shirt, nodded at the host and said, "Room 214." The host, a 20-year-old on his first job, said, "Good morning, sir, enjoy your breakfast." He ate two eggs, thre...