I can finally tell this story without dying of second hand...

9 views Sep 27, 2026 ~1 min read

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I can finally tell this story without dying of second hand embarrassment but: I have an IRL that I went to see PHM with. We left the theater and she said “that was pretty good despite the massive plot hole” and I was like ?? what plot hole. 🧵

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and she asked why they had to send Grace to space if they already knew how to kill astrophage. and I was like what are you talking about?? and she said “they already knew how to kill it. he killed one in his lab.” SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN HE POKED IT WITH THE NEEDLE

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I was like girl… what do you think they’re gonna do, poke every single cell with syringes?? and she wouldn’t elaborate but kept implying it was a huge plot hole. I was completely blown away that she actually thought that 😭

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then she hit me with the “hehe well I’m an Aquarius. I just notice things other people don’t I guess” GIRL BE SO FR…..

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alright guys we’ve had our fun now please remember this person we’re talking about is a real human who is also my friend. can we please use our brains and not call her literal slurs 🙂↕️

I can finally tell this story without dying of second hand...

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