Why are so many women sooo angry? They won. They got everything...
Peachy Keenan@KeenanPeachy
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Aug 21, 2026
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Why are so many women sooo angry? They won. They got everything they wanted. Men have never been doing this badly, and women have never been doing this well. They make more, they have the majority of jobs, they are the majority of college graduates, (UCLA undergrad is 60% female), they make more money, have much lower rates of suicide, addiction, and alcoholism, and live longer. They won: they took over all men-only spaces, they took over the Boy Scouts, they ended men’s bathrooms, they can fly fighter planes and be in combat. Marriage is optional, divorce is no-fault, they win 99% of the custody battles, they can control fertility at will, and they can’t get drafted. We are all living in the female future they promised.
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So cheer up, ladies! And please, for the love of God, do not hurt your children.
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We abolished or degraded beauty standards, body size standards, judgement, shame, "unwed mothers," male-dominated workplaces, the male gaze, Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, Playboy, Men's Magazines, cheerleaders, supermodels, heteronormativity, and monogamy. Any unwanted touch or glance is prosecutable as rape or assault.
We even made it so inclusive that anyone can be a woman just by declaration.
The list is endless. Will a list of new demands be published soon?
We even made it so inclusive that anyone can be a woman just by declaration.
The list is endless. Will a list of new demands be published soon?
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Thanks to the miracle of modern medicine, you don't even have to stay female if you don't want to!
