Son: “Dad, I think the bougie man is under my bed.” Dad: “Don’t you...

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Son: “Dad, I think the bougie man is under my bed.”

Dad: “Don’t you mean the boogeyman?”

Voice from under the bed:

“Wow… the thread count on these sheets is PATHETIC.”
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