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To my high school guidance counselor who said I’d never amount to...

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To my high school guidance counselor who said I’d never amount to anything: not only am I a Kroger Plus cardholder, which entitles me to select discounts throughout the store, but I’m also a Marriott Bonvoy member, which means I don’t have to check out til noon.

You’re probably dead.

So who is laughing now Mrs. Crabtree?
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