Actual conversation I had on the bike trial today: Person: “Why...

Person: “Why does your vest that say ‘Deaf Cyclist’?”
Me: “To alert other riders that I cannot hear or react to them unless I can see them.”
Person: “But you’re not deaf. You’re talking to me right now!”
Still can't hear jack shit while on a bike when you're behind me.
Look, G-d saw fit to fuck me up in more ways than one.