The Redditor is a self-loathing ex-gifted kid who indulges in...
Dudley Newright@NewRightPoast
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Feb 06, 2026
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The Redditor is a self-loathing ex-gifted kid who indulges in childish consumption rather than face the duties and uncertainties of adulthood. He thumbs his nose at traditional authority, and makes that bratty rebelliousness his whole personality. 🧵
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Redditism is not just an aesthetic or a collection of fandoms, it’s an ideology, one that has been taken up and instrumentalized by the global elite against everything good. It animates a global death cult that wants you dead first. It’s the end of the line.
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Commandment #4. Thou shalt let people enjoy things.
It took 2 generations for the hippie “Do your own thing,” ethic (getting laid and going on cool LSD motorcycle road trips) to devolve into “Let people enjoy things” (rotting at home with narcotizing consumption).
It took 2 generations for the hippie “Do your own thing,” ethic (getting laid and going on cool LSD motorcycle road trips) to devolve into “Let people enjoy things” (rotting at home with narcotizing consumption).
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Want to spend every waking minute wrapped in your goon cave vape cloud until your dopamine receptors are sparking like a downed power line? Want to blow your 30s autistically speedrunning bargain bin video games that came out when you were 11?
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Want to turn the Walt Disney Corporation into your entire personality? Want to dress up like a dog and go to a No Holes Refused chemsex party in an abandoned warehouse? Want to lop off your dick and balls? Go for it. No gods, no masters.
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The Redditor’s values, such as they are, invert traditional morality, in reaction to perceived authority figures (God, church, Dad, Republicans, America etc.) regardless of how much power they actually hold over him.
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He is terrified of adulthood and resents the demands it places upon him. So he rejects the whole paradigm. And when you remind him of this sad fact by insisting that he grow up and be normal, he lashes out: “Don’t yuck my yum!”
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Commandment #3. Thou shalt be a decent human
Would it kill you to just be decent? Wouldn't that pretty much solve the world’s problems, if you, dear rightist reader, could stop being such a dumpster fire garbage person?
Would it kill you to just be decent? Wouldn't that pretty much solve the world’s problems, if you, dear rightist reader, could stop being such a dumpster fire garbage person?
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Don’t worry about who gets to decide what decency is, or what happens when people’s views on this conflict. Just…be nice. Be nice, like Sad Keanu. Be nice to doggos and kittehs, be nice to women and minorities and especially trans kids.
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What we have here is essentially the Golden Rule, plucked from its Christian context – which is meant to explain what you are supposed to want “done unto you” – until all that’s left is consent.
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The Redditor drifts frictionlessly through life. He is a global citizen with no connection or commitment to any place or people. He’s not a Texan or a Southerner or an American – he’s as loyal to Starfleet and the Rebel Alliance as to any of these obsolete categories.
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The Redditor is like this because he hates and pities himself. He hates that he’s ugly or fat or short or socially awkward. What’s worse, he’s probably white and male, so he’s not even allowed to complain about any of this anymore.
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He’s got all this resentment and frustration, with nobody to point it at but himself. The only way out of this miserable situation is to rebrand himself as “one of the good ones” in hopes that someone – ideally a woman – will recognize him for it.
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Commandment #2. Thou shalt read the room
The Redditor’s worst nightmare is being “that guy.” Being “on the right side of history,” is his watchword. You must hold politics that align with Northrup Grumman and Exxon, and Trust the Science that emerges from huge pharmaceuticals.
The Redditor’s worst nightmare is being “that guy.” Being “on the right side of history,” is his watchword. You must hold politics that align with Northrup Grumman and Exxon, and Trust the Science that emerges from huge pharmaceuticals.
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The Redditor knows from childhood what it’s like to be excluded, and his biggest fear is to once again be cast into the darkness of social opprobrium. Therefore he seeks above all to conform to the pattern of his world.
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Commandment #1: Thou shalt believe in nothing
The Redditor is a materialist nihilist whose moral vacuum gives way to Current-Thingism, a fickle but fierce devotion to whatever happens to be institutionally approved right now.
The Redditor is a materialist nihilist whose moral vacuum gives way to Current-Thingism, a fickle but fierce devotion to whatever happens to be institutionally approved right now.
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You need to release your grip on anything transcendent or eternal and embrace the warm cocoon of the contingent. You need to constantly question basic civilizational assumptions and snippily disregard them.
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The Redditor never met a trope he didn’t want to invert, or a tradition he didn’t want to transgress. Let the girl propose marriage. What if the Christ metaphor in Narnia was voiced by a woman? What if every fictional redhead was instead black?
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These rules collapse under their internal contradictions. Believe in nothing...but houseless BIPOC transfolx are magic. Be a decent human...until you meet a Republican nazi. Let people enjoy things… except anything older than 2013. Trust the science… unless it’s IQ statistics.
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That’s because unlike a real religion, Redditism isn’t really a belief system. It’s a refutation of belief, a moral void filled by selfishness and novelty. It’s a luciferian negation of the good, the healthy, the beautiful, the natural.
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The Redditor’s political predisposition as a response to a frustrating and confusing world that mostly wants to destroy geeky guys. It's is a posture of supplication in the face of a devouring liberalism.
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It's a surrender: "I don’t need or want a family, a country, or a genetic lineage. I do not need or want agency. I will give up my family, I will recite the sacred dogmas, I will eat the bugs, I will be a decent heckin’ human, I will live and die a perfect consumer."
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"I will go along with every new liberal demand, no matter how internally inconsistent, no matter how humiliating – just let me have my goon cave and my vape pen and I’ll do whatever you ask."
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Reddit gave us total social libtardation because Redditors are the ultimate creation of liberalism – endlessly pliable and thus handily instrumentalized via wall-to-wall cultural propaganda.
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It sees any obligation to anything but hedonic consumption as a threat, which is why the Redditor has been tricked into thinking that obligation is his enemy, why he wants to be left alone to “just enjoy things.”
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Just dropped a huge, some might say "definitive" or "magisterial" essay that goes deep into the history of geek culture, Reddit's gradual slide into libtardation, and how geeks became slaves to a devouring liberalism.
If you liked this thread, you'll want to read the whole heckin' thing over at our SS.
If you liked this thread, you'll want to read the whole heckin' thing over at our SS.
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Or if you prefer, I republished it on Twitter here x.com/NewRightPoast/…
