#dkbktd getting hit by three separate quirks — shouto’s hit by a...

#dkbktd getting hit by three separate quirks — shouto’s hit by a forced proximity quirk, katsuki’s hit with a truth quirk, and izuku’s hit with a quirk that makes everything he says come out flirtatious …

they huddle around the couch, glancing between each other, until shouto speaks up.

“how… should we go about sitting here? so that we’re all still touching each other?”

izuku opens his mouth. katsuki braces himself, because izuku hasn’t managed to stop fucking flirting

“i wouldn’t mind have two pretty little things on my lap,” izuku says, deep, until he’s stiffening up, cheeks flushing red. “um! sorry, i didn’t….”

katsuki tries to swallow down the truth threatening to spill out of his throat. he coughs, then chokes, before—

“i’d like that,” he says quietly.

shouto turns to look at him, wide-eyed. izuku does too, but his is half-lidded.

“repeat that, baby?”

this time, the truth swirls around in his mouth until katsuki spits it out, looking anywhere but at icyhot and izuku.

“i wouldn’t mind — i’d like to do that. with both of you guys,” katsuki says between gritted teeth. “i’m gonna fucking kill whoever put this quirk on me, i swear to god—“

“katsuki,” shouto says, gently touching his arm. “me too.”

izuku looks conflicted, somehow both wide-eyed and smirking, before smoothly wrapping a hand around shouto and katsuki’s waists.

“it’s all ive been able to think about for months, having both of you like this.”

anyways. they dont get together then bc theyre stupid but katsuki realizes that he Doesnt Hate izuku flirting with him and shouto as much as he should — why the hell is that half and half bastard so pretty when he blushes?