Today as I was leaving my house a woman I have never seen before...

She tried to commit suicide I assume.
I pulled out the gate, floored the Ferrari, and had to slam maximum as she ran into the road.
I didnt touch her, I stopped about one foot before her.
She started waving her arms and screaming at me.
She was screaming at me that I must apologise to the Jews for comments ive made on twitter. I held down the horn, she wouldnt move.
My bodyguards got out of the car behind me and forced her to move at gunpoint.
When I left, she went and sat outside my house and screamed threats. She doesnt know I have this part on CCTV.
She threatened to kill me and then herself. She spoke with an American accent.
The police arrived to take her away.
The police have just returned and said she is accusing me of attempting to hit her with my car.
That I tried to kill her, and she has contacted international media outlets.
BBC story incoming.
#Believeallwomen
Guys. There is a subsect of the population, both genders (there are only two) who are batshit crazy.
These people lie.