#dabihawks #dabi #hawks #mha #bnha “Dad, how many cows am I worth?”...
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Sep 04, 2026
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“Dad, how many cows am I worth?”
Enji eyes his son, wondering if he should take Touya to the hospital or just smack him in the head.
“What kind of question is that?” Enji grumbles.
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“Dad, how many cows am I worth?”
Enji eyes his son, wondering if he should take Touya to the hospital or just smack him in the head.
“What kind of question is that?” Enji grumbles.
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“I’m gay,” Touya blurted out over breakfast.
It was only him and Enji that day. Fuyumi was out with Rei, Natsuo and Shouto were still sleeping.
Enji looked up from his newspaper, spotting Touya, his head down.
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“I’m gay,” Touya blurted out over breakfast.
It was only him and Enji that day. Fuyumi was out with Rei, Natsuo and Shouto were still sleeping.
Enji looked up from his newspaper, spotting Touya, his head down.
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Touya rolls his eyes and drapes himself on the table dramatically. But everything Touya does is dramatic.
“I’m asking so that Keigo has an idea what the dowry will be like.”
Enji chokes on his own spits, his eyes stinging. “Which dowry?” He coughs.
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“I’m asking so that Keigo has an idea what the dowry will be like.”
Enji chokes on his own spits, his eyes stinging. “Which dowry?” He coughs.
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Touya grins. “For when Keigo and I are gonna get married.”
Enji wasn’t surprised by the thought of Touya and Keigo getting married, he even approved it. Keigo was good for his son, able to tame his wildest and more dangerous tendencies and always enabling what’s best for Touya.+
Enji wasn’t surprised by the thought of Touya and Keigo getting married, he even approved it. Keigo was good for his son, able to tame his wildest and more dangerous tendencies and always enabling what’s best for Touya.+
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“Didn’t know Keigo was expecting a dowry…”
“He isn’t,” Touya shrugs. “I’m mostly asking to see what I’m worth in your eyes.”
Ah. Every question was a trick question with Touya.
“You’re priceless, my son,” Enji lifts his chest with pride. Rei would have liked that answer.
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“He isn’t,” Touya shrugs. “I’m mostly asking to see what I’m worth in your eyes.”
Ah. Every question was a trick question with Touya.
“You’re priceless, my son,” Enji lifts his chest with pride. Rei would have liked that answer.
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“Dad,” Touya groaned. “We agreed on no more cheesy bullshit, so, tell me: How many cows am I worth?”
Enji hummed, deep in thought. “At least a million.”
Touya’s eyes bulged before his son started laughing, lifting himself up from the table.
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Enji hummed, deep in thought. “At least a million.”
Touya’s eyes bulged before his son started laughing, lifting himself up from the table.
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“What would Keigo do with a million cows?”
“A lot of meat and milk?”
“I can already provide that, though,” Touya smirked.
“Touya!” Enji slams his fist on the table. “We agreed on no more obscene comments like that.”
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“A lot of meat and milk?”
“I can already provide that, though,” Touya smirked.
“Touya!” Enji slams his fist on the table. “We agreed on no more obscene comments like that.”
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“You’re the one who made it obscene!” Touya throws his hands in the air. “I was OBVIOUSLY talking about my great shopping skills!”
Enji side-eyes his son, who, once more, ruined breakfast.
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Enji side-eyes his son, who, once more, ruined breakfast.
#dabi #hawks #dabihawks #mha #bnha
@here4dabistits this is inspired by you lmao