It really makes more sense to think of Socialism in its entirety as...
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Mar 22, 2025
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It really makes more sense to think of Socialism in its entirety as an extension of Reformist Christianity-- with its various sects & cleavages-- I don't think you can make sense of it any other way.
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"Marxists" are like "Calvinists" or "Lutherans" in that none of the Calvinists or Lutherans agree with each other, and war over having the title of "Calvinist/Lutheran."
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"I'm a Marxist/Baptist"
"Reformed(Orthodox) or Evangelical(Leninist)?"
"Reformed(Orthodox) or Evangelical(Leninist)?"
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Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "Marx loves you. Do you believe in the Science of Dialectical Materialism?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Leninist or Orthodox?" He said, "A Leninist." I said, "Me, too! Stalinist or Trotskyist?" He said, "Stalinist." I said, "Me, too! What side do you take in the Sino-Soviet split?" He said, "Maoist." I said, "Me, too! Maoist-Dengist-Xi Jinping Thought or Maoist-Third-Worldist?" He said, "Maoist Third Worldist." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Leninist or Orthodox?" He said, "A Leninist." I said, "Me, too! Stalinist or Trotskyist?" He said, "Stalinist." I said, "Me, too! What side do you take in the Sino-Soviet split?" He said, "Maoist." I said, "Me, too! Maoist-Dengist-Xi Jinping Thought or Maoist-Third-Worldist?" He said, "Maoist Third Worldist." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
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Fun Fact: The CIA's internal analysis of Marxism is that it's literally a Protestant sect.
