Germans are the most serious people in the world but they’re...

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61 views Mar 22, 2025 ~1 min read
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Germans are the most serious people in the world but they’re serious about goofy shit like “we love die glockenspiele uwu” so when hitler the most serious german of all time appeared everyone thought this goofy ass motherfucker wasn’t for real this is true
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The french are a people founded upon sarcasm they are fundamentally unserious such that Napoleon sarcastically became the emperor
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The british are the most droll people in the world they are not ironic in a way that communicates their irony to others they like to laugh in private at people “taking them seriously”
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Americans are the most earnest people in a vulgar sense this is why trump is the exact antipode of hitler, hitler would never have bragged about getting away with never paying taxes he would have said he paid TWICE AS MANY TAXES OUT OF LOVE FOR DIE GLOCKENSPIELE lmao
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