Wei Wuxian's emergency contact is Jiang Cheng! π€ He even has a tag...
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May 07, 2026
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Wei Wuxian's emergency contact is Jiang Cheng! π€
He even has a tag π€£ "If lost and found, please return to Jiang Cheng."
"Need someone to bail him out? Please call Jiang Cheng."
Jiang Cheng has a special WWX emergency number phone for these incidents.
He even has a tag π€£ "If lost and found, please return to Jiang Cheng."
"Need someone to bail him out? Please call Jiang Cheng."
Jiang Cheng has a special WWX emergency number phone for these incidents.
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JC seeing WWX entering: Not again.
WWX, grinning: Hello Officer Jiang!
Yes, JC is a police officer. π€£
JC: ...
WWX,smiles: How is work doing, A-Cheng?
JC: Why don't you leave me alone in my workplace?
WWX: Aww, but I'm visiting you!
JC: You're going to Jail.
WWX: yep!
WWX, grinning: Hello Officer Jiang!
Yes, JC is a police officer. π€£
JC: ...
WWX,smiles: How is work doing, A-Cheng?
JC: Why don't you leave me alone in my workplace?
WWX: Aww, but I'm visiting you!
JC: You're going to Jail.
WWX: yep!
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WWX, pouting: A-Cheng, I need a lift to work some rude officer took my license yesterday.
JC: You were caught speeding.
WWX: I was not! π€
JC: I caught you.
WWX: ...
WWX: Anyways, Let me in your car! I wanna try the sirens!
JC: Fuck! Fine! I'll get your license back.
JC: You were caught speeding.
WWX: I was not! π€
JC: I caught you.
WWX: ...
WWX: Anyways, Let me in your car! I wanna try the sirens!
JC: Fuck! Fine! I'll get your license back.
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#xicheng When WWX found out about a certain Lan lawyer pursuing his Chengcheng, He immediately went to threaten him.
WWX: I'll have you know! My Chengcheng is an officer! π
LXC: I know, Wei Wuxian.
WWX: ...
WWX: I didn't think this through.
LXC: βΊοΈ
WWX: ππππ¨
WWX: I'll have you know! My Chengcheng is an officer! π
LXC: I know, Wei Wuxian.
WWX: ...
WWX: I didn't think this through.
LXC: βΊοΈ
WWX: ππππ¨