The reason america has become so absurd is that lies have to become...

“Well who did?”
“Some crazy Saudis”
“But you had dinner with them just the night prior?”
“Listen— how many times do I have to explain that they had no idea—“
“They were direct relatives right?”
“Jesus christ, do I have to slap you?”
“you haven’t demonstrated that algerian special forces were in dallas that day”
“you haven’t demonstrated that Churchill ran France as a crypto colony through De Gaulle”