𝙏𝙤: 𝙈𝙧. 𝙏𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙣 🤳🏻 (𝒶 𝒹𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝓁𝑒𝑔𝓈 𝒶𝓊) Rey receives a weird...
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𝙏𝙤: 𝙈𝙧. 𝙏𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙣 🤳🏻
(𝒶 𝒹𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝓁𝑒𝑔𝓈 𝒶𝓊)
Rey receives a weird anonymous note one day with an even weirder request: someone wants to pay (in full!) for her college tuition.
The stranger’s only stipulation?
She has to text them every single day.
(𝒶 𝒹𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝓁𝑒𝑔𝓈 𝒶𝓊)
Rey receives a weird anonymous note one day with an even weirder request: someone wants to pay (in full!) for her college tuition.
The stranger’s only stipulation?
She has to text them every single day.
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it begins...
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find a best friend who threatens you then pumps you up like rose does
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interesting penmanship 👀
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rose has a point...
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tico shade game: 💯
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the audacity
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someone is eager
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last one for tonight. stay tuned! ✌🏻
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we love to see some not-so-subtle flexing
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galaxy brain rose tico
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a plan is hatched 👀
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bright and early the next day...☀️
bazine is over these 5am work texts
bazine is over these 5am work texts
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meanwhile, detectives tico and johnson are on the case 🕵🏻♀️🕵🏻♀️
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a discovery has been made, but a wrong one 🤣
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after much deliberation and hand-wringing, Tragic Bi decides to send a text to the (presumed) sugar momma
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i think we can all agree that rose tico
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whatcha doin there with your stranger’s contact info, rey? 👀
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bond villain attempts a boomer joke
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good thing rey changed this text’s wording around 🤭
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((inspo/credit goes to @driverrsbitch for this ‘backspacing on an unsent text’ plot device thing 😄❤️))
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👀👀👀👀👀 oop
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this warrants a closer look 🔎 rey’s practicing her, ahem...due diligence and all that
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the duality of (wo)man
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search your feelings, rey, you know what to do
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rey said “fuck email”
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that feeling when you’ve already broken rule # 4 by texting your best friend about bond villain 🌚
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final answer 👁👄👁
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see y’all tomorrow 😉❤️
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𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏 - 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.
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☺️☺️☺️
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a reaction that never was. what do you think he wanted to pick? 👀
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𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟒 - 𝐀 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞.
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👴🏻🐶
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learning is fun 🤓
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things he almost did: That
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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rose to the rescue
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🔞🔞🔞
((no obligation to read if you’d prefer no smut - just consider this supplementary material))
that’s it for tonight! ❤️
((no obligation to read if you’d prefer no smut - just consider this supplementary material))
that’s it for tonight! ❤️
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𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏𝟏 - 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫.
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pray for him
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🎂🎂🎂
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would you follow rose on social media y/y?
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*heavy breathing*
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((i hate to leave it here for now but my bf got me food so i’m over at his for a couple hours love y’all!!))
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last one for tonight. clowns, both of them 🤡
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𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏𝟐 - 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬.
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rose is that you 👀
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meanwhile Ben:
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((also now up on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/22483267…))
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🔞🔞🔞
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((sorry for the delay!))
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*dodges rotten tomatoes*
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🤡🤡🤡
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👀👀👀
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𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏𝟑 - 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠.
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