Sometimes I try to imagine names I'll see in the next ten years....
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Mar 22, 2025
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Sometimes I try to imagine names I'll see in the next ten years.
Here's a few.
>McKayden O'Connor-McDunphy
>Khaleesi Jamiroquai
>Laykin Marquez
>Kash Lee-Johnson
>Brayden Dorf
>Grayson Kowalski
>Niamey Nguyen
Here's a few.
>McKayden O'Connor-McDunphy
>Khaleesi Jamiroquai
>Laykin Marquez
>Kash Lee-Johnson
>Brayden Dorf
>Grayson Kowalski
>Niamey Nguyen
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I'm scarred from actually hearing someone yell "Khaleesi! Come on, we're leaving." & realizing that it has already started.
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If you name your kid something normal, like "John," they'll get bullied for it in the future, by a pack of Mormon-esque kids with rhyming -Ayden names & hyphenated O'Dooley-Garcia surnames.
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The future for the heartland is Latino Mormon Intersectional Fascism.
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Do the Catholics tell you Jesus visited Latin America? No. Joseph Smith will tell you a ripe old tale about how Latinos (Nephites, Lamanites, etc) are the lost tribes of Israel. Put it together.