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341-The pussy is a slippery beast 342-You can't make a woman fall in love with you. All you can do is bite her neck, pull her hair, slap her ass, fuck her mouth, cum on her face, call her your whore and hope for the best 343-If you’re going to be a sucker, be a sucker for love
344-Facefucking is an act of love 345-If you can't hold eye contact she will know you can't hold an erection 346-Women fall in love through sex. Men fall in love through sex. Everyone falls in love through sex 347-You’re not ugly you just don’t know how to cold approach
348-Being boring kills the polarity because she is boring 349-How do you know if a restaurant has a dirty kitchen? Look at the bathroom. How do you know if a woman has a dirty pussy? Look at her feet 350-You only get three chances at love. You do not get four
351-Can you trust a woman with dark towels in her bathroom? 352-High IQ women are 2x the pain in the ass as normal IQ women. They are still crazy and emotional but because they are high IQ they think they are logical 353-Playing sports is masculine. Watching sports is not
354-To master pussy we must first master fear 355-She doesn’t have to like you to want to fuck you 356-Pussy is like fire. It can keep you warm at night or it can burn your house down 357-Her insecurities make her more beautiful. Your insecurities make you more ugly
358-If you want more clout, just whip it out 359-It's not easy being a woman. If she gives a bad blowjob, the man thinks damn she gives bad blowjobs. If she gives an amazing blowjob, the man thinks WTF how many dicks has she sucked?! 360-To err is human, to facefuck is divine
361-Finding love is hard. Keeping love is harder 362-The minute you start making sex more about her pleasure than your pleasure is the minute she realizes you don't understand how to excite her 363-If your girlfriend says your cock is perfect that means she has seen bigger
364-Does she own more books or shoes? 365-The way you feel about women is the way you feel about the world 366-If her tattoo count is zero, you can be her hero 367-She wants to work for your approval. She wants to sacrifice for your pleasure. She wants to suffer for your love
368-The deeper you go into the female psyche, the darker it gets 369-If she has fake tits she's not the one. If you like her fake tits you're also not the one 370-Step 1: Open her legs. Step 2: Open her heart. Don't try to do it the other way around. It won't work
371-She wants a man who knows because she doesn’t want to teach him 372-The inexperienced girl sucks dick. The experienced girl sucks dick and licks balls 373-The best and only real way to get her back is to make her jealous because you're with a hotter girl
374-Pussy is not the goal. Pussy is the reward 375-If she rolls her own cigarettes, get ready for an amazing blowjob and a possible venereal disease 376-She fills you with joy. You fill her with cum. Men & women were made for each other 377-Only weak men defend slutty behavior
378-Few girls will say please fuck my face. You gotta remember on your own 379-Just because she loves music festivals doesn’t necessarily mean she has gonorrhea 380-She loves the dangerous man and the most dangerous man is the one who can destroy her pussy and break her heart
381-The tattoos on her thighs will lead to your demise 382-You are a man. You say your stomach hurts. You are now significantly less of a man to everyone around you 383-Dominating her physically but not psychologically is like fucking her with half your dick
384-She is happiest with a cock in her mouth 385-You knew she was a slut from the tattoo on her butt 386-Finding a good woman is hard. Keeping her is even harder. Fucking things up is easy 387-Sex is like papaya. Raw sex is like mango. Anal sex is like pineapple
388-She's gonna worry about something so she might as well worry about keeping you satisfied 389-For every great man there's a great woman trying to destroy him 390-She has zero interest in photographing her boyfriend naked. Her entire sexuality is solipsistic in nature
391-Women inspire men to be brave. Men inspire women to be beautiful 392-The process of her falling in love with you is the process of you dominating her 393-She gets to unload her moods on you. You get to unload your cum on her. Men and women were made for each other
394-The blowjob was originally invented to shut women up 395-She doesn't need to learn the guitar. She can just learn to walk in heels 396-The way she feels about alcohol is the way she feels about dick 397-If she's over 25 tell her she looks good for her age
398-One girl is dependence. Two girls is abundance 399-If you don't understand her need for suffering you won't understand her need for sex 400-99% of men don’t facefuck their girls. We are the 1%
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