@alpharivelino: 341-The pussy is a slippery be...
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Mar 27, 2026
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341-The pussy is a slippery beast
342-You can't make a woman fall in love with you. All you can do is bite her neck, pull her hair, slap her ass, fuck her mouth, cum on her face, call her your whore and hope for the best
343-If you’re going to be a sucker, be a sucker for love
342-You can't make a woman fall in love with you. All you can do is bite her neck, pull her hair, slap her ass, fuck her mouth, cum on her face, call her your whore and hope for the best
343-If you’re going to be a sucker, be a sucker for love
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344-Facefucking is an act of love
345-If you can't hold eye contact she will know you can't hold an erection
346-Women fall in love through sex. Men fall in love through sex. Everyone falls in love through sex
347-You’re not ugly you just don’t know how to cold approach
345-If you can't hold eye contact she will know you can't hold an erection
346-Women fall in love through sex. Men fall in love through sex. Everyone falls in love through sex
347-You’re not ugly you just don’t know how to cold approach
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348-Being boring kills the polarity because she is boring
349-How do you know if a restaurant has a dirty kitchen? Look at the bathroom. How do you know if a woman has a dirty pussy? Look at her feet
350-You only get three chances at love. You do not get four
349-How do you know if a restaurant has a dirty kitchen? Look at the bathroom. How do you know if a woman has a dirty pussy? Look at her feet
350-You only get three chances at love. You do not get four
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351-Can you trust a woman with dark towels in her bathroom?
352-High IQ women are 2x the pain in the ass as normal IQ women. They are still crazy and emotional but because they are high IQ they think they are logical
353-Playing sports is masculine. Watching sports is not
352-High IQ women are 2x the pain in the ass as normal IQ women. They are still crazy and emotional but because they are high IQ they think they are logical
353-Playing sports is masculine. Watching sports is not
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354-To master pussy we must first master fear
355-She doesn’t have to like you to want to fuck you
356-Pussy is like fire. It can keep you warm at night or it can burn your house down
357-Her insecurities make her more beautiful. Your insecurities make you more ugly
355-She doesn’t have to like you to want to fuck you
356-Pussy is like fire. It can keep you warm at night or it can burn your house down
357-Her insecurities make her more beautiful. Your insecurities make you more ugly
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358-If you want more clout, just whip it out
359-It's not easy being a woman. If she gives a bad blowjob, the man thinks damn she gives bad blowjobs. If she gives an amazing blowjob, the man thinks WTF how many dicks has she sucked?!
360-To err is human, to facefuck is divine
359-It's not easy being a woman. If she gives a bad blowjob, the man thinks damn she gives bad blowjobs. If she gives an amazing blowjob, the man thinks WTF how many dicks has she sucked?!
360-To err is human, to facefuck is divine
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361-Finding love is hard. Keeping love is harder
362-The minute you start making sex more about her pleasure than your pleasure is the minute she realizes you don't understand how to excite her
363-If your girlfriend says your cock is perfect that means she has seen bigger
362-The minute you start making sex more about her pleasure than your pleasure is the minute she realizes you don't understand how to excite her
363-If your girlfriend says your cock is perfect that means she has seen bigger
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364-Does she own more books or shoes?
365-The way you feel about women is the way you feel about the world
366-If her tattoo count is zero, you can be her hero
367-She wants to work for your approval. She wants to sacrifice for your pleasure. She wants to suffer for your love
365-The way you feel about women is the way you feel about the world
366-If her tattoo count is zero, you can be her hero
367-She wants to work for your approval. She wants to sacrifice for your pleasure. She wants to suffer for your love
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368-The deeper you go into the female psyche, the darker it gets
369-If she has fake tits she's not the one. If you like her fake tits you're also not the one
370-Step 1: Open her legs. Step 2: Open her heart. Don't try to do it the other way around. It won't work
369-If she has fake tits she's not the one. If you like her fake tits you're also not the one
370-Step 1: Open her legs. Step 2: Open her heart. Don't try to do it the other way around. It won't work
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371-She wants a man who knows because she doesn’t want to teach him
372-The inexperienced girl sucks dick. The experienced girl sucks dick and licks balls
373-The best and only real way to get her back is to make her jealous because you're with a hotter girl
372-The inexperienced girl sucks dick. The experienced girl sucks dick and licks balls
373-The best and only real way to get her back is to make her jealous because you're with a hotter girl
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374-Pussy is not the goal. Pussy is the reward
375-If she rolls her own cigarettes, get ready for an amazing blowjob and a possible venereal disease
376-She fills you with joy. You fill her with cum. Men & women were made for each other
377-Only weak men defend slutty behavior
375-If she rolls her own cigarettes, get ready for an amazing blowjob and a possible venereal disease
376-She fills you with joy. You fill her with cum. Men & women were made for each other
377-Only weak men defend slutty behavior
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378-Few girls will say please fuck my face. You gotta remember on your own
379-Just because she loves music festivals doesn’t necessarily mean she has gonorrhea
380-She loves the dangerous man and the most dangerous man is the one who can destroy her pussy and break her heart
379-Just because she loves music festivals doesn’t necessarily mean she has gonorrhea
380-She loves the dangerous man and the most dangerous man is the one who can destroy her pussy and break her heart
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381-The tattoos on her thighs will lead to your demise
382-You are a man. You say your stomach hurts. You are now significantly less of a man to everyone around you
383-Dominating her physically but not psychologically is like fucking her with half your dick
382-You are a man. You say your stomach hurts. You are now significantly less of a man to everyone around you
383-Dominating her physically but not psychologically is like fucking her with half your dick
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384-She is happiest with a cock in her mouth
385-You knew she was a slut from the tattoo on her butt
386-Finding a good woman is hard. Keeping her is even harder. Fucking things up is easy
387-Sex is like papaya. Raw sex is like mango. Anal sex is like pineapple
385-You knew she was a slut from the tattoo on her butt
386-Finding a good woman is hard. Keeping her is even harder. Fucking things up is easy
387-Sex is like papaya. Raw sex is like mango. Anal sex is like pineapple
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388-She's gonna worry about something so she might as well worry about keeping you satisfied
389-For every great man there's a great woman trying to destroy him
390-She has zero interest in photographing her boyfriend naked. Her entire sexuality is solipsistic in nature
389-For every great man there's a great woman trying to destroy him
390-She has zero interest in photographing her boyfriend naked. Her entire sexuality is solipsistic in nature
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391-Women inspire men to be brave. Men inspire women to be beautiful
392-The process of her falling in love with you is the process of you dominating her
393-She gets to unload her moods on you. You get to unload your cum on her. Men and women were made for each other
392-The process of her falling in love with you is the process of you dominating her
393-She gets to unload her moods on you. You get to unload your cum on her. Men and women were made for each other
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394-The blowjob was originally invented to shut women up
395-She doesn't need to learn the guitar. She can just learn to walk in heels
396-The way she feels about alcohol is the way she feels about dick
397-If she's over 25 tell her she looks good for her age
395-She doesn't need to learn the guitar. She can just learn to walk in heels
396-The way she feels about alcohol is the way she feels about dick
397-If she's over 25 tell her she looks good for her age
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398-One girl is dependence. Two girls is abundance
399-If you don't understand her need for suffering you won't understand her need for sex
400-99% of men don’t facefuck their girls. We are the 1%
399-If you don't understand her need for suffering you won't understand her need for sex
400-99% of men don’t facefuck their girls. We are the 1%
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