Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist (@cerbykerby)

me: *thinks about game of thr*nes for 0.0001 seconds* brain: what if wwx with his three wardragons suibian, chenqing, and yinhufu...

today's thought is archaeologist lwj excavating an ancient tomb that has a shit-ton of protection, warning, and containment seals on it. his colleagues say it's cursed, but he disregards them. until he lifts the sarcophagus lid and finds red-glowing eyes staring back at him....

today's short thought for #mermay is fisherman lwj fighting for his life and career because merman wwx keeps catching rides on his boat and stEALING HIS CATCHES....

today's short dumb thought is prince lxc, who is getting Really tired of his little brother playing chicken with wwx and his feelings, publicly announcing his intention to take wwx as a concubine. wwx is shocked. lwj is shocked. somewhere nearby, lqr drops into a dead faint....

today's short thought is: merman wwx is being held in a lab for study and rehabilitation (he was injured by an illegal fishing net). he's a wild animal, yet still very intelligent, and the moment he lays eyes on marine biologist lwj, he decides that lwj is his favorite....

today's thought is lowly palace servant wwx flirting with imperial guard lwj one too many times and then suddenly finding himself being granted marriage to lwj by emperor nmj himself....

so I watched shrek forever after. and all I'm going to say is: wwx is *exactly* the type of person who would give up the day he's born in order to save his loved ones....

(cw: dubcon, mpreg, memory loss) foxxian escapes lotus pier during a heat and mates with a stranger on the streets in a fit of lust. when he finally returns home, he's already preggie 😔😔😔 to make matters worse, he can't remember who the stranger is, or what they look like....

today's thought is: secret idol lwj who lives a double life through one simple rule—speak as little as possible while he's in his idol persona, and never sing when he's just livin his civilian life....