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MY FATHER HAS BEEN INVESTING SINCE 1985. HE NEVER LOST MONEY IN A CRASH. I ASKED HIM WHY. HE HANDED ME THIS. Most people learn these rules after losing everything: 🚨 1) Treasury buys back its own debt → Dollar weakens. Gold goes up. This just happened. 2) They print money → Buy gold. Buy hard assets. Cash is the position that always loses. 3) They raise rates → Sell growth stocks. Buy short-term bonds. Do nothing else. 4) They cut rates → Buy real estate. Buy growth. This is the signal, not the news. 5) IPO market goes insane → Sell everything they’re selling you. They only IPO at the top. 6) Banks start failing → Wait 6 months. The first bank is never the last. 7) War starts → Buy oil. Buy defense. Sell tech. 8) Ceasefire announced → Don’t sell oil yet. The first one is always fake. 9) 7 out of 10 bear market signals triggered → Start moving to cash. Quietly. 10) Everyone says “this time is different” → It never is. Sell. 11) They tell you to “stay the course” → They are talking to themselves, not you. 40 years. Every cycle. The rules never changed. Only the story did. Follow if you want the next page. <a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/kalshi/status/2072693767195213973" color="blue">x.com/kalshi/status/…</a>
